# Sequential Threads: Episode MCXXXLVII

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 7, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510 "2008-07-07T02:00:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/81 "2008-07-16T02:58:32Z")

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\*\*How soon should I ask her out?  
Do you like to be spanked? Maybe TMI

Five years down the drain  
I don’t trust banks.

This vase smells funny. Guess the odor. Part 1 of a story.  
Journey to the Center of My Colon… \*\*

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**Author:** ![phil417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@phil417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phil417)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/82 "2008-07-16T07:35:42Z")

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\*\*Angry fiance destroys her man’s most prized Star Wars collectible - With video!

Five years down the drain! \*\*

Don’cha hate that when that happens?

Love, Phil

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/83 "2008-07-16T09:12:46Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]  
\*\* What’s going on with flank steak these days?

pink sauce

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Yecchhh!  
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😃

/glad I’d finished my Pepsi

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/84 "2008-07-16T11:48:26Z")

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**Do many women actually use strap-on dildos?  
Strange juror behavior**

OBJECTION Your Honor!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/85 "2008-07-16T12:11:00Z")

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\*\* Small Steps for Cambodia’s “Jungle Girl”

How soon should I ask her out?  
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Not too soon. remember — Small steps!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/86 "2008-07-16T13:31:43Z")

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**New product tastes nothing like the old one  
What’s going on with flank steak these days?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/87 "2008-07-16T15:15:46Z")

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\*\* Do you like to be spanked? Maybe TMI

Ask the (former) crackhead  
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That could give new meaning to the term

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/88 "2008-07-16T18:07:22Z")

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\*\* Did You Go To Camp As A Kid?

Do many women actually use strap-on dildos?\*\*

It wasn’t that kind of camp.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/89 "2008-07-16T18:21:12Z")

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**Do many women actually use strap-on dildos?  
Speaking of cleaning: aluminum sheet w/ baked-on vegetable oil**  
Women strap on dildos to assist in the washing of dishes?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/90 "2008-07-16T20:32:35Z")

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\*\*Both my kids need braces. As in NOW AIGGGHHHHH!

This breeder’s lament  
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Should’ve thought of that before you bred.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/91 "2008-07-16T20:48:20Z")

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\*\*Should I use a 12-gage, 20-amp extension cord for this application?  
Do you prefer to be passive or active during sex?  
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**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/92 "2008-07-17T00:18:09Z")

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\*\* Tell me your MOST embarrassing date…

Found a baby possum! what do i do? \*\*

Barbacoa!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/93 "2008-07-17T01:45:51Z")

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\*\*Name me some girl characters…

Andy Dick: Dick  
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No, I don’t think so…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/94 "2008-07-17T01:59:16Z")

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\*\*Erotic Falconry

This breeder’s lament  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/95 "2008-07-17T02:59:25Z")

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**Watermelon: A Poll  
Shoot to kill – would you?**

R. Lee Ermey would!

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/96 "2008-07-17T09:17:29Z")

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\*\*A bird of prey collided with my window in the night  
Erotic Falconry  
Tell me your MOST embarrassing date… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/97 "2008-07-17T12:13:02Z")

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**American Revolution and British mortgage holders: what happened to the debts?  
Debt management companies**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/98 "2008-07-17T12:15:17Z")

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\*\*Tell me your MOST embarrassing date…  
True love , and a (dead )penis doctor  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/99 "2008-07-17T12:40:23Z")

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\*\*A quick question for doper men:  
Do you prefer to be passive or active during sex \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/100 "2008-07-17T13:03:25Z")

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\*\*Last thing you said to an inanimate object, machine, or computer?  
Eve, I know you’re there…come out! \*\*

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