# Sequential threads, generic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555 "2010-04-27T20:16:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/1 "2010-04-27T20:16:22Z")

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\*\*Don’t be gay, Sparky!  
Mayonaise Party! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/2 "2010-04-28T15:02:30Z")

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**The 5 Worst Army Men Of All Time  
Your personal experiences with inflation**

Yeah, I can see a couple of problems with inflatable army men.

**Your Instant Deal-Breakers For Dating  
Elitism that you (ashamedly) participate in.**

How’s that working out for you?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/3 "2010-04-28T15:21:12Z")

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\*\* times you coulda got laid but didn’t, by choice or design  
Your personal experiences with inflation

\*\* Penis ensued

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**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/4 "2010-04-28T18:01:08Z")

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Haven’t been in the U.S. in three years … (Multi-page thread 1 2)

I need your experiences with/knowledge about entering the US on the visa waiver program!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/5 "2010-04-28T18:51:12Z")

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**Intro to PayPal  
How did they find out [my identity] …**

When you create an account with them, you GIVE them your information.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/6 "2010-04-28T19:05:03Z")

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\*\*Fred Phelps declines dose of his own medicine  
Revenge is a dish best served… \*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/7 "2010-04-28T21:24:38Z")

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**What does the atheist give for a first communion gift?  
Poll: Atheists: What do you teach your children about religion**

Well, whatever you do, if you don’t want them to become religious, don’t tell 'em they get gifts for meaningless little rituals.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/8 "2010-04-29T00:56:01Z")

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\*\*Overheard at the ER  
So There’s this Guy Lying Out on the Sidewalk…  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/9 "2010-04-29T02:08:48Z")

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GQ:  
\*\*Flesh eating fungus are everywhere! EVERYWHERE!!!  
Is Fred Phelps a Plant? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/10 "2010-04-29T03:12:22Z")

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**So There’s this Guy Lying Out on the Sidewalk…  
times you coulda got laid but didn’t, by choice or design**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/11 "2010-04-29T03:35:46Z")

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From GQ:

**Clarify attempted murder statutes?  
Could you chop off your own head?**

I think that would be more along the lines of attempted _suicide_.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/12 "2010-04-30T01:49:49Z")

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\*\* Are you a Male or a Female?  
Am I an asshole pt 2\*\*

The three genders: Male, Female, or Asshole? You decide!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/13 "2010-04-30T05:23:49Z")

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**When is a US citizen required to prove it?  
Unnatural colored hair on children**

Hey you with the blue hair, pull out you documentation!

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/14 "2010-04-30T06:37:25Z")

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It’s not sequential, but I can’t \*not \*mention this post/username combo;

**I’m getting married!**  
\*Really Not All That Bright \*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/15 "2010-04-30T06:40:45Z")

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Not only that, but the thread it is sequential with:

**Random people you currently have a fleeting crush on.  
I’m getting married!**  
_Really Not All That Bright_

Yep, that’ll end well.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/16 "2010-04-30T19:30:49Z")

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**Random people you currently have a fleeting crush on.  
A letter to my ex-wife**

\<Monty Python\>

Run away! Run away!

\</Monty Python\>

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/17 "2010-05-01T00:11:54Z")

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\*\*What animal is making these horrific screams?  
Explain pit roasting to me.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/18 "2010-05-01T05:50:20Z")

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**Pope Should Launch His Own Brand Of Condoms  
Tell us the best and worst advice you’ve heard recently**

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/19 "2010-05-01T06:56:31Z")

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\*\*Self Delusions  
By God, I have a cute baby! Pics, of course.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/20 "2010-05-01T07:13:57Z")

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**Craig’s List killing  
Childhood pranks & stunts you did**

:eek: What’s funny about that?

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