# Sequential threads, generic **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555 "2010-04-27T20:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/201 "2010-06-02T16:00:54Z")
\*\* What does “Left my Goat at Home” mean? Insoluble engineering problems \*\* Dammit, how are we going to get through that wall of empty tin cans? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/202 "2010-06-02T16:15:13Z")
\*\* Insoluble engineering problems Hybrid Chimpanzee/Gorillas? \*\* “Doctor, you haven’t slept in days…” “Dammit, don’t bother me now! There _must_ be some way to mix chimps with gorillas! There must!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/203 "2010-06-02T16:17:54Z")
\*\* Waiter/waitress rants Get your baby’s dirty ass off the restaurant table!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/204 "2010-06-02T19:15:55Z")
\*\* Your unusual dog commands… Abolish apostrophes and commas! \*\* You have no _idea_ how many dog treats it took to teach him that! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/205 "2010-06-02T19:49:35Z")
**Run for the hills! Why? War with North Korea** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/206 "2010-06-02T20:01:39Z")
\*\*Gentelmen: what did you get your sister for her wedding? Wooden playset enhancements – grab bars. \*\* Hey little sister – looks like you could use some grab bars – _if you know what I mean_. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/207 "2010-06-02T22:14:52Z")
\*\*What if every business had to be called… Van der Sloot’s killed again! 2 year old smokes 40 cigarettes a day. WTF? I believe I have had enough of this town \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/208 "2010-06-03T07:57:16Z")
**War with North Korea Matter-Antimatter explosion** I don’t think it would be that bad. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/209 "2010-06-03T12:29:15Z")
\*\*Good Band Names My whipped cream is defective \*\* Eh, I’ve seen better. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/210 "2010-06-03T13:58:13Z")
**Female overanalyzing My wife thinks I’m cheating on her** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/211 "2010-06-04T14:25:26Z")
\*\* I argued in front of the Court of Appeal today. What To Get For Johnny L.A’s Birthday?? \*\* I’ve heard of frivolous lawsuits, but this one takes the biscuit NB Johnny is fond of biscuits ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/212 "2010-06-04T18:54:33Z")
**Grease Is The Word I recently saw the best movie ever!** What did you think about Grease II ? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/213 "2010-06-05T02:48:07Z")
**Looking for a way to phrase a question I Called 911 Today** That’s not what they’re there for. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555.md?page=10)