# Sequential threads, generic **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555 "2010-04-27T20:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/21 "2010-05-01T11:44:49Z")
**Pope should launch his own brand of condoms Advice on party favors for kids** ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/22 "2010-05-03T02:37:35Z")
COSR: **Sticky Thread Sticky: Staff Reports are pre-dated** **25 or 6 to 4** Well, the sequence of thread content was kind of curious. In the second thread above, the OP claimed that the title of the _Chicago_ song referred to the Kent State massacre, which didn’t take place until several months after the song was released. But hey, if staff reports can appear before they’re published, why can’t… oh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/23 "2010-05-03T12:31:07Z")
\*\* Sequential threads, generic Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page) \*\* Clearly, if you want to get lotsnlots of replies, you need to lubricate the masses with alcohol and dancing… little guys. The little guys must look better after all that alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/24 "2010-05-03T16:52:22Z")
**The deed is done - I’m a Mrs! Did you ever get THE talk?** Now that you’re married it’s time you learned about the birds and the bees. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/25 "2010-05-03T17:52:49Z")
**I am ready to start dating… Negotiating an attorneys fees ?** Dating ain’t what it used to be… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/26 "2010-05-04T10:06:20Z")
**It took a year and a half to go on my first “dumbass” allergy EMT call. What are you allergic to?** I don’t think I want to tell you now and risk being called a dumbass. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/27 "2010-05-04T12:34:36Z")
\*\*What kind of meat do people eat? Let him not be uncircumcised. - WHAT?! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/28 "2010-05-04T15:06:05Z")
\*\*It took a year and a half to go on my first “dumbass” allergy EMT call. 2-year old sips alcohol, mom calls cops and paramedics; blames restaurant \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/29 "2010-05-04T16:23:12Z")
**Soda Fountain dispenses foam - why? Faucet Questions** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/30 "2010-05-04T19:38:09Z")
\*\*What kind of meat do people eat? Homeless Ants? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/31 "2010-05-04T22:08:17Z")
**I am ready to start dating… When is it time to replace a toilet seat?** Preferably not on the first date. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/32 "2010-05-04T23:34:45Z")
**What’s up with Christian tour buses/coaches? How do hospitals know who to call when there’s an accident?** Who to call is easy, _how_ to call is tougher. **Dead man sitting on motorcycle Aloha!** ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/33 "2010-05-05T01:55:10Z")
From the Pit: **Another “Anti-Gay” Crusader Falls Out Of The Closet Suck it! Boy Scouts of America and the Mormon Church!** Pretty ambitious for his first step out, isn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/34 "2010-05-05T08:17:49Z")
**Tools for the coming zombie apocalypse Dead man sitting on motorcycle.** The way zombies shuffle along, it’s a wonder there’s an apocalypse at all. Bikes should speed things up a bit. Wait - you meant tools for the _survivors_, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/35 "2010-05-05T12:59:30Z")
**Are the aliens really humans of the future? Can a plant seed hitchhike through ice cream?** Sounds silly now, but when alien trees start emerging through your navel and populating the globe, you won’t be laughing so much. ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/36 "2010-05-05T13:39:32Z")
**I got out of the house! Baby John stolen from his grave** Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/37 "2010-05-05T18:12:36Z")
**Baseball fan tasered for running onto the field You’re on the run from the authorities. Who (if anyone) do you go to for help?** I’ve just crossed the Philadelphia Phillies off my list. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/38 "2010-05-05T20:20:13Z")
**Tools for the coming zombie apocalypse Baby John Stolen from his Grave!** The zombies are getting smarter. “What a cute little babAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/39 "2010-05-05T21:11:03Z")
**Suggestions for things to see and do in the Carolinas and Georgia What preparations, if any, have you made for your own death or disability?** Huh? I’m just going to the beach and maybe a Braves game, for Chrissake. **Painful confession time: Things you _ought_ to know but _don’t_ What do you call these things?** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/40 "2010-05-06T07:55:17Z")
**I got out of the house! Self Delusions** You’re still in your bedroom. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555.md?page=3)