# Sequential threads, generic **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555 "2010-04-27T20:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/81 "2010-05-12T20:12:27Z")
**Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer I’m looking for sympathy, empathy, and good vibes** Sure…as soon as I stop laughing. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/82 "2010-05-13T05:32:11Z")
**Do you like donuts? Do you like burgers? Try the donut burger! Things that could have been invented sooner … but weren’t** Seriously, why weren’t donut burgers invented sooner? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/83 "2010-05-13T08:57:44Z")
**Disturbingly well-done Egyptian ultraconservative rape PSA M&P: Hole in my bathroom** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/84 "2010-05-13T16:15:55Z")
\*\* Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer Go see my brother-in-law’s YouTube review of Bladerunner. \*\* I found his diary underneath the bras And started reading about Deckard… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/85 "2010-05-13T16:49:28Z")
**Best way to remove 4x4 posts embeded in concrete? Blowing air through your urethra** I swear I saw it on _Mythbusters_. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/86 "2010-05-13T17:03:50Z")
**The hardest technological thing to give up for a month would be… Safest seat on a plane** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/87 "2010-05-13T20:42:21Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Feel like there is something missing… Jupiter Loses a Stripe! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/88 "2010-05-13T22:10:20Z")
**Anyone want to help me with some psych research? I’m really bored My life lacks drama at the moment.** I don’t think playing with the patients is approved by the governing board. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/89 "2010-05-13T22:19:12Z")
**Atheist Heaven, -what would our slice of heaven be Russia, with Hamas and Syria today and Turkey tomorrow.** Uh, I believe you’re thinking in terms of atheist _hell_. Add Mississippi and the list is complete. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/90 "2010-05-13T23:57:25Z")
\*\*Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer What are you wearing right now? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/91 "2010-05-14T00:13:12Z")
**Feel like there is something missing… Don’t eat teh slugs** Yeah, chances are pretty good that the taste of slug isn’t what’s missing. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/92 "2010-05-14T11:27:13Z")
**Dandelions and lawnmowers Measuring Distance With a Laser** Can you say ‘overkill’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/93 "2010-05-14T11:31:26Z")
\*\*I’m looking for sympathy, empathy, and good vibes Not on MY lawn! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/94 "2010-05-14T13:26:14Z")
\*\*So what the hell happened at Waco, anyway? You know those lists of cult behavior… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/95 "2010-05-14T13:33:30Z")
\*\* Ladies (primarily): what blind spots to check for as a man whom women value only as a friend? Forgetting a female \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/96 "2010-05-14T13:43:29Z")
\*\*US law: lewd public behaviour? Blowing air through your urethra \*\* Sure, it’s lewd. But what great party trick! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/97 "2010-05-14T14:34:01Z")
\*\* Loud keyboard My computer has insomnia. \*\* It can’t sleep because of all the noise. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/98 "2010-05-14T15:59:47Z")
\*\* Ladies (primarily): what blind spots to check for as a man whom women value only as a friend? Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, if mommy says it’s okay. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/99 "2010-05-14T17:21:22Z")
**Determining Cause-Of-Death Without an Autopsy The volume of froth** The cause of death was either rabies… or something else. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/100 "2010-05-14T19:34:49Z")
**Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer Why I Was Late To Work Today: Your Real Excuses - Too Bizarre to Make Up** “You see, boss…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555.md?page=6)