# Sequential threads, generic **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555 "2010-04-27T20:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/141 "2010-05-20T14:54:58Z")
\*\* How to help my fiance with body issues? I’m getting married in 4 days! Advice?\*\* This is probably **not** the time to bring up the “4 Day Belly Fat Eliminator” crash diet. **So I’m getting an MRI tomorrow Rabbits are useful** Yes, I always bring one along and have them run the rabbit through the MRI first. If it comes out fried to a crisp, I ask them to recalibrate the settings. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/142 "2010-05-20T14:57:31Z")
\*\*Eating the ‘Do-Not-Eat’ Pack. What do they serve the Obamas when they attend state dinners in other countries? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/143 "2010-05-20T16:40:43Z")
\*\* IMDB “Goofs” - who ARE these people? Television-Now we’ll NEVER know!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/144 "2010-05-20T20:25:08Z")
\*\* Share Your Least Subtle Dream Strip club opens in former school building \*\* Listening to “Hot for Teacher” and “My Angel is a Centerfold” before bed again? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/145 "2010-05-21T02:15:40Z")
\*\*Questions for Catholics What gets grease stains out of clothes? How well would you and your spouse do on an INS interview? How many cats does it take to make someone a “crazy cat person”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/146 "2010-05-21T04:15:37Z")
**Is sex a need? Big Government is Failing - Again** Yeah! Sex is an entitlement!!! Though it’s scary to think of what might ring your doorbell and say “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help”. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/147 "2010-05-21T05:28:00Z")
\*\*Would you be a good time traveler? George Washington’s Overdue Library Book Returned 221 years late \*\* Well, yeah, I would! For starters, he’s the father of our country! He _deserves_ to have his library books always returned on time (he never told a lie, y’know!) so if I have a time machine, it’s my God-given duty as a patriotic American to restore the good name of our first President! With Liberty and Justice for all. Amen. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/148 "2010-05-21T14:14:05Z")
\*\*Ever know anybody with the given name “God”? Describe the Weirdest Person You Know \*\* Well, his given name is “God”… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/149 "2010-05-21T15:35:46Z")
\*\*New forums that should be on the SDMB Presidential embarrassments More Archaic Phrases Commonly believed trivia that is wrong \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/150 "2010-05-21T16:26:07Z")
\*\* What’s your best practical tip for around the house? WD40 \*\* Sound advice. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/151 "2010-05-21T21:42:15Z")
\*\*What celeb deaths would bother you the most? The Simpsons and Dustin Hoffman \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2010, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/152 "2010-05-22T02:41:53Z")
**Escalator Question If all motion stopped, would time have any meaning?** No. That’s why I never take escalators, they could suddenly stop and you’d be transported into the fourth dimension. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2010, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/153 "2010-05-22T08:42:48Z")
**I’m getting married in 4 days! Advice? What do I need to know about installing a Hard-drive?** Insert the drive into one of the slots intended for that purpose. Don’t worry if you’ve never done it before, you’ll know said slots when you see them. Give it some power, turn the computer on, and you’ll be up and running. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/154 "2010-05-22T14:53:25Z")
**What IS BBQ? A List of “Answer” Songs** How about these (first, from Alo)? _Welcome to your barbeque Where we roast all the dreams That never came true… Pig out and dream anew_ Or, a bit more graphic (“Barbecue”, by Mortician): _Hammer smashes in your head Gutted corpse lying dead Body parts in the stew Hacked up for barbecue_ Uh, I’ll have the veggie plate, thanks just the same. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/155 "2010-05-23T21:24:07Z")
**What to do with a Box 'o Porn? Presidential embarrassments** That’d be an awesome practical joke. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/156 "2010-05-23T22:06:26Z")
**Self-righteous pricks of the SDMB I can’t take you seriously.** Pfff, who cares what you think? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/157 "2010-05-24T11:29:47Z")
**What’s the weirdest taste you’ve ever encountered?** **Ask the guy who just ate some 20-year-old canned vegetables** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/158 "2010-05-24T13:11:37Z")
\*\* More Archaic Phrases This. Is. SPARTAAA!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/159 "2010-05-24T21:42:35Z")
\*\*The reply is a Floyd quote Welcome me to the dark side \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/160 "2010-05-24T22:16:23Z")
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