# Sequential threads, generic **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555 "2010-04-27T20:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/161 "2010-05-25T15:30:11Z")
**Synthetic cells! My tastes and preferences are superior to yours.** Now isn’t that predictable? Create life in the lab, and it promptly turns against its creator. It’ll probably want to rule the world next. **I’ve been married for a year today! I guess I have to turn in my geek card** That’s right, you aren’t allowed to call yourself a geek unless you live alone in a basement. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/162 "2010-05-26T05:06:54Z")
**I’m going to get certified as a Lactation Consultant When cows fight back…** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/163 "2010-05-26T17:48:52Z")
\*\*Close Encounters of the Asshole Kind Can Charlie Daniels be a mean buffoon? \*\* Yes. And an asshole ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/164 "2010-05-26T18:17:57Z")
Separated by one: \*\* More Mundane Pointless stuff on Cattle When cows fight back…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/165 "2010-05-26T18:22:56Z")
**Wax Worms Are there any uses for a rice cooker other than cooking rice?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/166 "2010-05-26T18:38:40Z")
\*\* I argued in front of the Court of Appeal today. When cows fight back… \*\* Never appear onscreen with kids or pets. And never appear in court opposite cows. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/167 "2010-05-26T19:13:26Z")
\*\*Another one of those accidental inventions. Spa / Massage services - naked? \*\* Honest, your honor! she was massaging me naked by accident! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/168 "2010-05-26T19:22:04Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Though it’s scary to think of what might ring your doorbell and say “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help”. :eek: Oh come on. Like you’re the first person to get screwed by the government. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/169 "2010-05-26T19:24:56Z")
\*\* Can Charlie Daniels be a mean buffoon? I stuck my coworker’s shoes to the floor \*\* That’s no way to treat your band, Charlie! ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/170 "2010-05-26T20:01:02Z")
I’m going to get certified as a Lactation Consultant Where Have I Been??? It’s not important what you did before - it’s where you’re going that counts! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/171 "2010-05-26T20:38:29Z")
\*\* I stuck my coworker’s shoes to the floor Another one of those accidental inventions. \*\* Mr. Watson, come here if you can. I need you. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/172 "2010-05-27T02:34:56Z")
\*\*Sheep as lawn mowers. What’s the down side? What qualifies as a bj? A knob gobbling poll. \*\* If sheep are gobbling your knob, your “knob” had best refer to a hill. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/173 "2010-05-27T02:47:12Z")
Two for the price of one: \*\*The joy of watching my son play with the neighborhood kids What to do with a Box 'o Porn? \*\* \*\* What to do with a Box 'o Porn? At which point do we become Americans?\*\* Nothing defines “America” like “porn”. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/174 "2010-05-27T07:56:22Z")
**I’m not getting married! I’m getting married! Anyone want an ongoing gardening thread?** Yes, please. The off-again-on-again is making me dizzy. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/175 "2010-05-27T14:31:32Z")
\*\*Is bipedalism necessary for audible farting? More Mundane Pointless stuff on Cattle \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/176 "2010-05-27T14:44:53Z")
\*\* Is bipedalism necessary for audible farting? SYnthetic LIFE!!! The answer to all questions!!! \*\* Does Synthetic Life have Audible Farting? Does it have to be Bipedal? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/177 "2010-05-27T16:23:12Z")
\*\* So, I’m married! Marriages? \*\* \*\* Welcome me to the dark side I need help…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/178 "2010-05-27T17:37:05Z")
It’s rare I post three in a row, but **Marriages? Again??? HS teacher has relationship with student [edited title] So, I’m married!** All seemed to go together pretty well. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/179 "2010-05-28T02:31:48Z")
\*\* How do you stop a Komodo Dragon Attack? Fuck the Motherfucking Pope\*\* Is that like St. Patrick casting out the snakes? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555/180 "2010-05-28T19:05:26Z")
\*\* I’m Mean To My Kids! And I Can’t Stop! Things you take credit for \*\* \*\* Panda Cam! Live Baby Panda There’s Rioting in Our Streets\*\* There’s Bamboo shoots _everywhere_! And it’s too cute! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-generic/537555.md?page=10)