# Sequential threads I just couldn't pass up **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740 "2001-04-12T19:05:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/1 "2001-04-12T19:05:14Z")
Yeah, I know. The sequential thread thing has been done to death. But I just couldn’t pass up: What’s the longest you’ve gone without pooping? What Bicentennial crap did you have? Something about going a bicentennial between poops struck me as uncomfortably funny… ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/2 "2001-04-12T20:47:22Z")
That’s deserving of resurrecting the done-to-extremes idea, all right! I spotted two that tickled my fancy today (I have an extremely ticklish fancy) and was wondering if it would be overkill to post them. But since you started the thread… From _Comments on Cecil’s Columns_: \> Not to be a dick, but… \> Circumcision - Whose penis is it? From _MPSIMS_: \> Long signatures are a bad idea \> One word only thread ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/3 "2001-04-13T03:11:07Z")
_as seen in IMHO:_ \*Ask The Teenager II! \*More Difficult: cunnilingus or fellatio? \*Work lust. Have you been tempted? \*Think of the children! A potential religious dilemma. separated by that pesky Philosophy thread, but _should_ be sequential… \*What do you do while waiting for a slow Internet respone. \*7 Deadly Sins…Your Fave? _as seen in MPSIMS:_ (sorta) \*Death’s down the hall and he wants to dance \*My Wife, The Angel of Death \*Fat guys with satisfying sex lives, post here! \*A Good Lesbian is Hard to Find ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/4 "2001-04-13T03:17:14Z")
I saw this earlier today and I just knew it was going to be in the OP: My Love Life. . . An announcement Fat guys with satisfying sex lives post here ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/5 "2001-04-14T16:58:33Z")
And On the Freeway Today We Have… Houston Dopers… Again??? ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/6 "2001-04-14T19:14:04Z")
how 'bout… And on the freeway today we have… Remember the guy that road raged the little dog? Obvious implications here…😃 ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/7 "2001-04-14T22:13:28Z")
I’ve been watching Loony Toons for 7 hours… All Adult people don’t laugh much ---
**Author:** ![Kipper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kipper)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/8 "2001-04-14T22:53:25Z")
Sir Harry Secombe has died Doing ghastly things to Barbie Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/9 "2001-04-14T23:55:36Z")
I hate to say this, but… god is a prick! ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/10 "2001-04-15T01:34:48Z")
Snuff films (GQ) Overpopulation (GD) ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-i-just-couldnt-pass-up/61740/11 "2001-04-17T23:41:05Z")
Would it be funny if I named my puppy Network Problem Mr. Cynical ruins it for everyone. (long and pointless) What am I talking about? and the best I’ve seen in a while … Ridiculously absurd impossible things you wish you could do I can’t make my girlfriend get an orgasm