# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
\*\* Relationships with friends that backfired If you could bring back one assassinated person . . .\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2 "2014-03-07T01:57:43Z")
**Early harbingers of spring where you live My Dad, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/3 "2014-03-07T13:36:46Z")
\*\* Movies You Once Liked That You Now Think Are Awful My thoughts on gin and vodka cocktails\*\* It was a '30s short subject starring W.C. Fields. I thought it was great, now I can’t stand all the hiccuping. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/4 "2014-03-07T21:06:46Z")
\*\*Overheard at Lunch Why am I still hungry? \*\* Well, you could always order dessert. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/5 "2014-03-07T22:43:41Z")
Who’s planning to watch the Paralympic Winter Games? Any paralegals out there? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/6 "2014-03-07T23:24:21Z")
\*\* Question for very tall men. Is there Protestant vs Catholic friction in Germany?\*\* Just yesterday a riot broke out between Protestants and Catholics at Der Big Und Tall Store. It wasn’t pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/7 "2014-03-08T02:50:33Z")
**Have you ever changed your mind? What did it take? Another Bitcoin Exchange Hacked and Crashes** Sure changed my mind on bitcoin. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/8 "2014-03-08T16:01:24Z")
\*\* Powers of the Speaker of the House Adblocker Crashed!\*\* John Boehner is Lord! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/9 "2014-03-08T17:51:32Z")
**If The Moon Were Only One Pixel: Accurate Solar System Scale I love making glass beads!** …and spacing them really, really far apart… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/10 "2014-03-08T18:01:59Z")
**How do you address a Catholic Archbishop informally? (need answer fast) What would it take for someone’s head to explode?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/11 "2014-03-08T18:49:03Z")
**Jerry Lewis Beaten with a wire coathanger?** I know people find him annoying, but geez! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/12 "2014-03-08T22:42:21Z")
**Upskirting Autism and breast cancer worship** These are a few of my favorite things… ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/13 "2014-03-09T00:13:24Z")
\*\*Can eating raw vegetables harm you? What would it take for someone’s head to explode? \*\* Brussels sprouts. Two or three of those little fuckers will take a man’s head clean off. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/14 "2014-03-09T02:08:36Z")
\*\*What’s the point of Keurig coffee machines? Water into wine \*\* “For God so loved the world that He sent His only coffee maker…” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/15 "2014-03-09T02:36:15Z")
\*\*WHat happens if you decline to identify yourself after a crime? electric chair \*\* And the grave will read, “John Doe.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/16 "2014-03-09T05:01:00Z")
**A weak pit: Singers/Groups touring 30-40 years later OMG just shut the fuck up** Crowd chants turn ugly at the Stevie Nicks concert. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/17 "2014-03-09T11:49:01Z")
**Today I started a war with a neighbor Obama tells Putin: 'you violated international law’** …because you started a war with a neighbor…YEAHHHH! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/18 "2014-03-09T18:21:04Z")
\*\*Should we let the White Man March happen on the 15th? What about the long-distance romances that turn ugly? \*\* No, we shouldn’t let the long-distance romances happen, on the 15th or ever. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/19 "2014-03-09T18:32:12Z")
**Can you tell masterpieces from junk? True Detective - HBO - McConaughey / Harrelson** I’d say closer to the masterpiece end of the scale ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/20 "2014-03-10T13:23:06Z")
\*\*Vietnam Vets – Where Are They Now? Beaten with a wire coathanger? \*\* Ahh, just like the good old days in Hanoi \*\*What do you suppose this boom was today? coincidence? \*\* Probably. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066.md?page=2)