# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 100
### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1981 "2014-12-12T18:14:47Z")
**t’s Santa CLAUS
Wasting scammers’ time**
Yeah, he does that. He also gives them a lump of coal in their stockings… which he uses on them as a sap.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2014, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1982 "2014-12-12T19:45:10Z")
\*\* Is there something in my nose?
It’s Santa CLAUS
\*\*
A Right Jolly Old Elf in a Miniature Sleigh with eight TINY reindeer – no wonder he can fit in my nose.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1983 "2014-12-13T01:24:51Z")
\*\*Anyone miss me? Anyone Remember me?
It’s Santa CLAUS
\*\*
Fer cryin’ out loud! It’s only been a YEAR!
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1984 "2014-12-13T15:27:49Z")
**Dumb jokes you just thought of
10 hours of lololololooooo**
No, wait, don’t leave! There is a punchline at the end of this, and I swear that it’s really funny.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1985 "2014-12-13T16:08:28Z")
\*\* An Introspective Into “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”
Is there something in my nose?\*\*
“N-bis-sulfonyl-urea, a key component in nasal light production by a mutant _Rangifer tarandus_”, Journal of Mammalian Eccentricities, vol. 24, pp. 534-36, 2014.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1986 "2014-12-13T16:25:21Z")
**10 hours of lololololooooo
It’s Santa CLAUS**
You’re doing it wrong, it should be “hohohohohooooo”.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1987 "2014-12-13T20:21:47Z")
**What would the Bizarro Dope be like?
Socks - I have rules about them**
Anyone caught posting under their own username is instantly banned.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1988 "2014-12-13T20:23:39Z")
**When You Apply For A Radio/TV Station License (US)
Do animals get presbyopia?**
No, but an FCC employee gets his wings.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1989 "2014-12-14T00:52:14Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
>
> \*\*Anyone miss me? Anyone Remember me?
>
> It’s Santa CLAUS
> \*\*
>
> Fer cryin’ out loud! It’s only been a YEAR!
**After more than 10 years well - I’m back!
It’s Santa CLAUS**
Now did y’all miss me?
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1990 "2014-12-14T02:09:44Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
>
> **After more than 10 years well - I’m back!
> It’s Santa CLAUS**
>
> Now did y’all miss me?
Nah, [Hanukkah Harry](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukkah_Harry) has done a good job filling in.
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1991 "2014-12-14T02:40:42Z")
**A real Shawshank Redemption question
Government shut down?**
“If the government is shut down, there’s no money to pay the guards, or to keep the prison open at all! They’ll just have to let everyone go home!”
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1992 "2014-12-14T03:01:48Z")
\*\*What are things people share on the SDMB that they probably shouldn’t share online?
stolen cars \*\*
Anyone want a BMW? Also, I have a couple of Porches, and some pickup trucks. Send me a PM.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1993 "2014-12-14T04:20:50Z")
**Does better looking = better sex or romatic partner?
A hand truck, or a dolly?**
Well, it’s better than needing a forklift.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1994 "2014-12-14T04:40:20Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#):
>
> **Does better looking = better sex or romatic partner?
> A hand truck, or a dolly?**
>
> Well, it’s better than needing a forklift.
I don’t even care what Dolly looks like, send her over. I’m sick and tired of all this hand trucking by myself.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1995 "2014-12-14T07:57:03Z")
\*\*Anyone miss me? Anyone Remember me?
The Downsides of Living Alone \*\*
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1996 "2014-12-14T12:44:18Z")
**Got a cold? “Drink lots of fluids.” Really?! Why?
Tubercular Distended Rectum**
I never knew that was a risk if you didn’t drink. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1997 "2014-12-14T20:16:01Z")
\*\* Tubercular Distended Rectum
What is that strange ee sound in Swedish?
Ja, what I said was “eeeeeugghhhhhh!”
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1998 "2014-12-14T20:58:08Z")
**consequences of crystal meth
Government shut down?**
Depends on how much of the government is using, and how heavily.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1999 "2014-12-14T21:29:44Z")
**Hygiene in the 1700’s
Weird and annoying hot water problem**
Water heaters were much less reliable in the 18th Century, so people took fewer showers. (Abe Lincoln posted about it on the Internet.)
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2000 "2014-12-14T23:43:57Z")
**Shemp Howard interview
Does Cheese ever go bad?**
Okay, maybe I’m the only one whose roommate in college constantly played the Dennis Miller live tape talking about “Shemp when he needed cheese”.
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