# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 101
### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2014, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2001 "2014-12-15T08:00:37Z")
**SDMB, give me strength… or I’m surrounded by idiots.
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2014 [signup closed]**
What’s the perfect gift for an idiot? I’m asking all of you because, well, you know…
**One year sober
It’s Santa CLAUS**
So that explains the weird gifts last year.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2014, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2002 "2014-12-15T09:33:57Z")
\*\*An Introspective Into “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”
That’s the first time I’ve seen someone being hit by lightning
Pope says all animals go to Heaven \*\*
_Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Lightning hit him on the nose
And if you ever saw it
You’d say he went up in smoke
All of the other reindeer
Screamed and hollered: “Holy cow!”
But no worries, says Pope Francis,
“He’s in reindeer Heaven now.”_
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2014, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2003 "2014-12-15T13:20:06Z")
\*\* Sex workers have staged a face-sitting protest.
Ask the Transsexual Woman
How much do you spend on groceries each month?
The Pay-It-Forward MMP
\*\*
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2004 "2014-12-15T14:28:24Z")
\*\* Shingles really hurts.
An Introspective Into “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”
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This is why Santa won’t let Rudolph have Zostavax
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2005 "2014-12-15T15:18:43Z")
\*\*An Introspective Into “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”
It’s Santa CLAUS \*\*
:eek:
It’s like Fight Club!
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2014, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2006 "2014-12-15T19:31:41Z")
**How embarrassed should I be about my hobby?
Turkey Dumping**
Well, it does sound a bit… unusual.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2007 "2014-12-15T19:42:55Z")
\*\* bug in food, sue?
Death sentence
\*\*
Seems a bit harsh.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2008 "2014-12-16T13:48:07Z")
\*\* consequences of crystal meth
Recreational Pot at Nursing Homes, Group Homes, etc. in Colorado and Washington\*\*
Yeah, you let those seniors use meth, and pretty soon they’re on to marijuana. Next thing you know, they’ll want a cold beer! :eek:
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2009 "2014-12-16T15:22:42Z")
\*\*do you tip appliance delivery guys? Need answer quick!
Help! What is destroying our laptop power supplies? \*\*
You didn’t tip quick enough, obviously.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2010 "2014-12-16T16:46:15Z")
\*\*How commonly is intercourse impeded by vaginal tightness?
A canine conundrum. \*\*
What you want to do is get rid of your Chihuahua and replace her with a Great Dane.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2011 "2014-12-16T18:58:54Z")
\*\*What if political candidates ran as themselves instead of having political parties?
Torture? Fuhgedaboudit. Easier to just kill 'em \*\*
Overprotective of the status quo, much?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2014, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2012 "2014-12-16T19:55:48Z")
**A canine conundrum
How embarrassed should I be about my hobby?**
Poop-eating isn’t a “hobby”, you dumb mutt.
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2013 "2014-12-16T20:00:07Z")
**Mars is farting
Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming**
Or maybe it’s the methane coming from Mars…
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### Author:  [@Nauplius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nauplius)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2014 "2014-12-16T20:10:26Z")
\*\*Is there something in my nose? \*\*
\*\*Socks - I have rules about them \*\*
Rule #1 don’t put them in your nose.
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### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2015 "2014-12-16T21:59:46Z")
**Mars is farting
Screw the Paleo diet**
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### Author:  [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2016 "2014-12-17T00:30:33Z")
**Is there something in my nose?
Mars is farting**
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2014, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2017 "2014-12-17T08:53:25Z")
\*\*consequences of crystal meth
Weirdest bout of flu ever \*\*
“Oh man I’ve got this fever and my muscles ache and I keep sneezing and I’ve got a fever and my nose is runny and I’m feverish and my muscles ache especially when I sneeze and I keep sneezing and I’ve got a bad fever and my muscles ache especially when I’m feverish and my nose keeps running especially when I sneeze or have a fever which I do and my muscles ache and also my teeth are rotting out of my head.”
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2018 "2014-12-17T12:33:18Z")
\*\* Would someone please explain the adult onesie to me?
naked at home
Naked Around the House
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2019 "2014-12-17T13:51:06Z")
**Why was Italy’s WWI performance so poor?
Gender identity and bathrooms**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2020 "2014-12-17T14:01:22Z")
\*\* Has anyone here done a full rosacea treatment with a dermatologist?
naked at home
Naked Around the House\*\*
What the hell kind of house calls does this dermatologist do, anyway?
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