# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 102

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2021 "2014-12-17T15:54:53Z")

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**Who wants to explore the galaxy?  
Au pairs in Japan?**

Well, they probably enjoy adventure and travel to exotic locations. So I guess it makes sense, when you think about it.

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2022 "2014-12-17T16:26:30Z")

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\*\*Another Stupid Baby Name thread  
retarded ejeculation(there should be a better name for this) \*\*

I dunno. At least the kid will fit right in with his siblings, Premature Ejaculation and Broken Condom.

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2023 "2014-12-17T21:14:27Z")

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\*\*Incest: How close is too close?  
How commonly is intercourse impeded by vaginal tightness?  
Having kids vs having no kids: who is the happiest \*\*

Well, all of these moral questions and daily practical issues… sometimes I think I would have been better off without.

Yeah, I’ll get in my handbasket. And I don’t even have kids, honest.

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### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2024 "2014-12-18T00:30:20Z")

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**Tell us about times kids have been misled or lied to for their own good…  
Sony hackers take on a terroristic tone!**

It was the only thing I could think of to stop them from seeing that terrible movie.

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2025 "2014-12-18T00:45:42Z")

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\*\* Anyone else get sneezing ‘fits’?  
Storming a crime scene while tossing flash bangs?\*\*

Yeah, they threw me off the SWAT team. ☹

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### Author: ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2026 "2014-12-18T04:49:41Z")

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\*\*What are some French words that have different meanings depending on the region you are in?  
Can genetically engineered fruit really make my vagina smell like peaches? \*\*

Des pêches? Ou la pêche?

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### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2027 "2014-12-18T05:49:13Z")

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**Police and the underclasses in Britain  
Setting oneself on fire (protest)**

Wow, I had no idea things were so bad.

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2028 "2014-12-18T12:54:48Z")

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**Best/worst Xmas tree you can remember.  
Giant shrub erection**

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2029 "2014-12-18T13:03:24Z")

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\*\*Sticky: General Questions Rules & FAQs  
Setting oneself on fire (protest) \*\*

Nope, self-immolation is only permitted in ATMB.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2030 "2014-12-18T13:05:45Z")

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\*\* Mars is farting

I cracked the sun!

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The Solar System has changed since they taught me about it in grade school.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2031 "2014-12-18T15:18:58Z")

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\*\*Another Stupid Baby Name thread

Prize Cow Names  
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Yeah, I named my kid Short Legs. Why do you ask?

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2032 "2014-12-18T16:17:22Z")

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**Giant shrub erection  
When the Rubber Hits the Road, or It’s Raining Condoms**

Bush the Younger has been abusing the Viagra, I see.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2033 "2014-12-18T19:50:45Z")

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\*\*Tell me a Christmas story

Giant shrub erection  
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“…and afterwards, Charlie Brown’s miserable scrawny, bent-over tree became a beautiful proudly upright one. And THAT, children, is how Viagra Saved Christmas.”

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2034 "2014-12-18T20:09:47Z")

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\*\*Calling Elizabeth Gallagher

Prize Cow Names  
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“Well, she’s a good milker, and she _looks_ like an Elizabeth Gallagher.”

\*\*Giant shrub erection

When the Rubber Hits the Road, or It’s Raining Condoms  
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### Author: ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2035 "2014-12-18T23:42:14Z")

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\*\*What can gyms do to better retain exercise newbies?

Asian ethnicity identification at a glance \*\*

And this month only, we’ll also tell you your gender!

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### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2014, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2036 "2014-12-19T10:33:09Z")

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**"Twilight Zone" glaring errors  
Bad subtitles**

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2037 "2014-12-19T13:09:49Z")

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\*\*Have You Ever Been Mistaken for “The Help”?

Au pairs in Japan?  
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Well, I’ve been mistaken for “The Help”, but not an _Au Pair_. And I’ve never been to Japan.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2038 "2014-12-19T13:15:50Z")

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\*\* Another Stupid Baby Name thread

Calling Elizabeth Gallagher  
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### Author: ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2039 "2014-12-20T03:05:04Z")

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**So how do we payback North Korea for the Sony hacking?  
Annoying things your SO has done lately**

They’ll wish they’d never messed with Uncle Sam after we _ **leave our shoes on the sofa!** _

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2040 "2014-12-20T10:52:02Z")

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\*\*When does one become an “established” poster?  
So Do You Know “The Nod” \*\*

When we give you “the nod”, then you know you’re “established”.

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