# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 103
### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2041 "2014-12-20T15:53:44Z")
**How embarrassed should I be about my hobby?
Answering the door while naked**
:eek:
Be very embarrassed.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2042 "2014-12-20T15:56:07Z")
**Are You In The Christmas Spirit?
The Company Christmas Party Thread**
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2043 "2014-12-20T20:36:36Z")
\*\* Poll: Answering the door while naked
What can gyms do to better retain exercise newbies? \*\*
Polls say “Answer the door while naked.” Which makes sense, cause it shows how good exercise can make a body look.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2044 "2014-12-20T22:33:40Z")
\*\* Worlds Deepest Fish Found In Mariana Trench
Are You In The Christmas Spirit?\*\*
_World’s deepest fish we’ve heard on high
Croaking weirdly o’er the Trench,
And the mutant squid in reply
Adding to the timeless stench._
Gives me goose bumps, it does.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2045 "2014-12-20T22:44:28Z")
**Answering the door while naked
When does one become an “established” poster?**
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2046 "2014-12-20T22:57:04Z")
**Giant shrub erection
Are You In The Christmas Spirit?**
Yes. YES. **OH GOD YES!!!**
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2047 "2014-12-20T23:39:54Z")
**What does your state not excel at ?
Giant shrub erection**
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2048 "2014-12-20T23:45:35Z")
\*\* Odd fallout from gay marriage
When the Rubber Hits the Road, or It’s Raining Condoms
\*\*
I _knew_ these two threads would eventually end up sequential!
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2049 "2014-12-20T23:52:55Z")
\*\*My visit to the Microsoft store made me worry a bit more for Apple
Answering the door while naked \*\*
Yeah, wow. When it comes to tricks for getting customers to your store, I don’t see Apple topping that.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2050 "2014-12-21T00:12:03Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
>
> \*\*My visit to the Microsoft store made me worry a bit more for Apple
> Answering the door while naked \*\*
>
> Yeah, wow. When it comes to tricks for getting customers to your store, I don’t see Apple topping that.
Until the Apple, you didn’t _know_ you were naked!
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2014, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2051 "2014-12-21T09:54:16Z")
**In 100 years Religion will be
Answering the door while naked**
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2014, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2052 "2014-12-21T10:15:10Z")
**All about tatoos.
Answering the door while naked**
Hey, I didn’t get this tribal pattern on my schlong just so I could hide it away.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2053 "2014-12-21T15:27:42Z")
\*\*In 100 years Religion will be
UHF Television \*\*
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2054 "2014-12-21T16:01:57Z")
**Poll: Answering the door while naked
Modern dectectives and such-like–how do they carry their weapons?**
The handy shoulder holster still works well. On the other hand, concealed carry is more challenging, not to mention disgusting.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2055 "2014-12-21T19:27:58Z")
**All about tatoos.
Any thoughts or advice for a first-time parent?**
Go for the whole Maori face-tattoo thing. The kid will not remember the pain, and he’ll get lots of attention growing up. I’m not actually a parent, but I think this is good advice.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2014, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2056 "2014-12-22T09:16:57Z")
**In 100 years Religion will be
All about tatoos.**
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2014, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2057 "2014-12-22T12:54:20Z")
\*\* Before the Big Bang: why the huge silence?
what does the moment right before a massive heart attack feel like?
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2058 "2014-12-22T18:41:11Z")
**RIP, Joe Cocker
Is it time to pull the plug on Ridley Scott?**
Well, it’s that time of year. I’m certainly doing my best to bump off everyone on my Celeb Death Pool list before New Year’s.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2059 "2014-12-22T20:51:01Z")
**Things you assumed your kids knew
Today I learned about Manspreading**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2060 "2014-12-23T00:42:55Z")
\*\* What does a person feel like after a massive stroke?
Not renewing dental insurance\*\*
Or paying the fitness club bill, for that matter.
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