# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 104
### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2061 "2014-12-23T01:06:19Z")
\*\*RIP, Joe Cocker
Lady Gaga: Does she need to come back? Can she come back? \*\*
She has to! We need a Joe Cocker replacement ASAP! Of course, it will involve a pretty major image makeover for her, so let’s hope she’s up for it.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2014, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2062 "2014-12-23T13:27:38Z")
\*\*I now own land on an island
WAY better Christmas present from my employers this year \*\*
Wow! All I got was a gift card and an insult.
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2063 "2014-12-23T13:29:26Z")
**What to consider when packing shopping bags?
What’s the easiest, dirt-simplest way to enrich Weapons-Grade Uranium?**
If you have a fissionable amount of U-235, consider using two bags.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2064 "2014-12-23T15:02:23Z")
**Tell me about the (new) Toyota FJ Cruiser.
Hmmm … do I want my car to be totaled or not?**
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2065 "2014-12-23T16:54:40Z")
\*\*I now own land on an island
Things you assumed your kids knew
So, apparently the Internet is out for North Korea
WAY better Christmas present from my employers this year\*\*
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2066 "2014-12-23T17:11:15Z")
**Star Wars questions that have probably been asked before
Poll: Which fast food chain has your favorite burger?
Lady Gaga: Does she need to come back? Can she come back?**
The new Star Wars movie will have a lot of product placement and will star Lady Gaga.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2067 "2014-12-23T18:59:27Z")
**How Many Christmas Gifts do you Typically give your Kids?
Is an ipad really necessary?**
Yes! In today’s world, an ipad is essential for a person to prosper and be happy. All kids should have an ipad. Ipads are the bomb. Especially the really expensive ones.
What? No, _of course_ your kid didn’t pay me five bucks to say that. Why do you ask?
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### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2014, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2068 "2014-12-24T08:26:37Z")
**What gift would be the ultimate for you?
Coal in the Christmas stocking**
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2069 "2014-12-24T15:18:10Z")
\*\*Candle making question: testing wax hardness
Kleenex with a prostate exam \*\*
It’s not the way I do, but whatever floats your boat, I guess
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2070 "2014-12-24T16:22:48Z")
**Are you allowed to take your baby to a bar?
Kleenex with a prostate exam**
If this is what taverns are like nowadays, no wonder more people are drinking at home.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2071 "2014-12-24T19:22:07Z")
**What gift would be the ultimate for you?
Airplane fans, check this out**
As if anyone had to ask me! 😉
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2072 "2014-12-24T23:27:39Z")
\*\* Real-life situations that read like crappy soap opera scenario rejects
Shingles really hurts.\*\*
“Ow!” “And these are…the days of our lives.” Yeah, that sucks.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2014, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2073 "2014-12-25T08:28:45Z")
**How could one study time travel?
How does traveling in your own boat/yacht work in a practical sense?**
Well everybody knows the best way to time travel is while being surrounded by water.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2014, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2074 "2014-12-25T11:17:05Z")
**GAHHH!! I love my wife with all my heart but…
What do you and your Signifcant Other talk about?**
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2075 "2014-12-25T19:53:21Z")
**OK, whadja get?
Me and my girlfriend split up.**
No exchanges!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2076 "2014-12-25T20:11:36Z")
\*\* OK, whadja get?
Financial disacuity\*\*
Happens every Xmas. ☹
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2077 "2014-12-25T22:29:51Z")
**OK, whadja get?
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE-A Festivus Eve MMP**
Like I didn’t have enough of those already.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2014, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2078 "2014-12-26T04:59:26Z")
**YouTube to television question
Child porn distribution and legality question**
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2014, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2079 "2014-12-26T09:22:10Z")
\*\*I don’t know why people worry about AI wiping out humanity
Quality System \*\*
Ah, the cocky software developer’s famous last words, after he got a bit too nonchalant about his bug testing routines. But, then again, haven’t we all been there?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2080 "2014-12-26T20:51:58Z")
\*\* Poll: In 100 years Religion will be
Kleenex with a prostate exam\*\*
And in case of schism, someone will nail a sheet of Bounty to the church door.
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