# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 106
### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2101 "2014-12-31T13:31:48Z")
\*\* Let’s talk about the funniest British comedy of the last decade
So, I just watched Ferris Bueller’s Day Off for the first time.\*\*
I especially liked the part during the Golden Jubilee parade where Ferris sings “Ferry Cross The Mersey”.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2102 "2014-12-31T17:34:46Z")
\*\* Tossing your cookies: Where you’d prefer NOT to have to do it!
Similarly-shaped geographical places\*\*
That’s why I avoid eating gas station sushi in Barftown, Nevada.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2103 "2014-12-31T23:11:05Z")
**In Which The Doper Twins Twicks and Baker Turn The Big 6-0
How do families with identical twins keep from mixing them up when they are very young?**
Now that they’re 60, maybe we can tell them apart.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2015, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2104 "2015-01-01T09:12:58Z")
**The implications of hell.
World Overpopulation?**
Only if hell gets full and overflows evil spirits back to earth.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2105 "2015-01-02T00:49:10Z")
\*\* Historical myths that reallly get on your tits
Dr. Bronners Soap\*\*
“Dr. Bronner” was actually a gas station attendant named José Levine.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2015, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2106 "2015-01-02T11:46:31Z")
**Tossing your cookies: Where you’d prefer NOT to have to do it!
Does a clitoris differ from a penis in any meaningful way?**
I’d rather not toss my cookies on either, TYVM.
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2107 "2015-01-02T15:05:35Z")
\*\*Odd things your elderly relatives were concerned with that caused you embarassment or confusion
Deceptive claims made in dating \*\*
“His ad said he didn’t need Viagra _or_ Depends, but he’s always popping those little blue pills and–”
“Now, Grandma.”
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2108 "2015-01-02T21:54:18Z")
\*\* Things You Still Do The Old-Fashioned Way
New idea: Shoot, shovel, and shut up.\*\*
Couples therapy is _so_ 1990s.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2015, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2109 "2015-01-04T02:34:32Z")
**My kitty is a mess!
I’m actually doing something in the kitchen that isn’t cooking**
I kind of don’t want to know.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2110 "2015-01-04T17:01:57Z")
**We haven’t had a pun thread in a while, have we?
Canadope 2015: Battlestar Canadica**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2111 "2015-01-04T20:23:40Z")
\*\* How exactly would an anti-christ ‘conquer the world’
Craft the perfect American Presidential Candidate.\*\*
It’s gotta be Hairy Rob Lowe.
Put him in the Oval Office with Ted Cruz as VP, and even Vladimir Putin will run for cover.
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### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2112 "2015-01-04T21:56:41Z")
**Crackheads spend two days unable to get out of an unlocked closet
Where is the wierdest place you ever pee’d??**
“There was this one time I was like totally stuck in this closet for two whole days…”
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2015, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2113 "2015-01-04T23:16:23Z")
**Interesting article by a woman with Dissociative Identity Disorder
I am an LA girl to my marrow, and I cannot take much more…**
Terrell Suggs, is that you?
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2114 "2015-01-05T14:45:26Z")
\*\*Does a clitoris differ from a penis in any meaningful way?
Right Vs Left \*\*
What, you don’t have one of each? Is that just me, then?
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2115 "2015-01-05T14:52:36Z")
\*\* I think my boyfriend is gay and in denial, what do I do.
Does a clitoris differ from a penis in any meaningful way?
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### Author:  [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2116 "2015-01-05T15:53:07Z")
**People have been mistaking me as gay: should I care?
I think my boyfriend is gay and in denial, what do I do.**
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2117 "2015-01-05T18:59:48Z")
> [@blue\_infinity](#):
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> **People have been mistaking me as gay: should I care?
> I think my boyfriend is gay and in denial, what do I do.**
Dammit! Ninjaed!
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2015, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2118 "2015-01-05T21:09:08Z")
\*\*After how many dates do you kiss/have-sex?
I think my boyfriend is gay and in denial, what do I do.
\*\*
Maybe he’s just shy. Or inexperienced.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2119 "2015-01-06T00:00:10Z")
**People have been mistaking me as gay: should I care?
Signs that you’re camping.**
Yep, if you stopped camping it up, they wouldn’t think you’re gay!
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2015, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2120 "2015-01-06T12:30:37Z")
\*\* After 9 years, my dog has apparently discovered that she has a voice and that it has uses.
Sometimes, I hate The Internet
\*\*
Well, if you didn’t let your dog use the Internet, she wouldn’t know about barking.
Wait until she discovers Dog Porn.
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