# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 107
### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2121 "2015-01-06T22:38:25Z")
\*\*Poll: Father Slaps Son for Trying to Join A Gang. Video
How is this possible? (Mother shot by toddler at Walmart) \*\*
She obviously didn’t smack him around enough.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2015, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2122 "2015-01-06T22:50:17Z")
\*\* To what extent is conscience an illusion?
Why can’t children consent to having sex?\*\*
What will your visiting hours be in The Big House?
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2015, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2123 "2015-01-07T08:33:31Z")
\*\*psychopathic tendencies
How do I get bloodstains out of a white shirt? \*\*
I mean, it’s my very favorite shirt! Of all the shirts to be wearing when that guy decided to look at me funny, it had to be that one!
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### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2124 "2015-01-07T15:46:12Z")
**I’m actually doing something in the kitchen that isn’t cooking
Penis shaped Play-Doh Toy: had to be intentional?**
Yes, indeed. :dubious:
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2125 "2015-01-07T18:36:33Z")
\*\*Got a cold or flu? - stay the fuck home!
why are men such big whiny babies when they are sick?
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2126 "2015-01-07T19:49:37Z")
**What things work differently than you expected?
Toothless smiles**
I was so sure they’d attract women…
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2127 "2015-01-08T23:18:58Z")
\*\* What “baby stuff” is unneeded?
Should I get an iPhone 5c or a Samsung Galaxy S4?\*\*
It’s a newborn, fer chrissake!
It’ll manage just fine with an iPhone 4.
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### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2128 "2015-01-09T06:40:00Z")
**So, how much does an Air Strike cost?
So, the use of the word “So” in the US.**
So, I’m glad you asked me that.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2129 "2015-01-09T06:55:01Z")
**Is there really a target audience for fake news sites?
Who else loves raw tomatoes?**
That’s Rotten Tomatoes. And the reviews are real.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2130 "2015-01-09T11:03:40Z")
\*\*Worst decision you ever made in school
15 yr. old Florida girl kills 16 yr. old brother \*\*
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2131 "2015-01-09T12:31:25Z")
\*\*Signs that you’re camping.
It is getting hard to live without the internet, my cell phone, or a DVR \*\*
And we only left home an hour ago! This will be a long weekend.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2132 "2015-01-09T13:09:47Z")
\*\* Why aren’t all Internet child pornographers caught?
His head just popped right off!\*\*
Those cyber-vigilantes are getting _mean_.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2133 "2015-01-09T13:40:04Z")
\*\* What weapon is this Paris SWAT team guy holding?
His head just popped right off!\*\*
Damn, I gotta get me one of those.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2134 "2015-01-09T13:55:29Z")
\*\*He Fell for the Tech Support Scam Call - How to Check Computer?
Smell…
\*\*
…but you need a _REALLLLLLY_ sensitive nose!
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### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2135 "2015-01-09T20:40:36Z")
\*\*Jokes you shouldn’t laugh at…but still do
15 yr. old Florida girl kills 16 yr. old brother
\*\*
BwaaaahaaaogodI’mgoingtohell
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2136 "2015-01-10T00:23:36Z")
\*\* what exactly is leftism
His head just popped right off!\*\*
Yeah, right-wingers have a screw top.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2137 "2015-01-10T01:32:31Z")
\*\*should my daughter visit her mom while she is in jail? Is there a benefit to visitover phone calls?
Ask the Rhodes Scholar \*\*
Sorry, but some things they don’t teach you even at Oxford.
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### Author:  [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2138 "2015-01-10T01:59:18Z")
**Zap! You’re now a tiger; what do you do?
Ask the Rhodes Scholar**
I don’t know, are they tasty?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2139 "2015-01-10T02:49:06Z")
**Is this racist?**
**I have a haunted corner in the room next to my desk.**
Depends. Are we talking “spooks” here? :dubious:
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2140 "2015-01-10T04:21:44Z")
**Gun owners: answering that 5AM knock at the door
Worst decision you’ve made while addled due to fever?**
“Honest officer, I was delirious. And I didn’t see “The Watchtower” in her hand until it was too late.”
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