# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
**Page:** 108
### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2141 "2015-01-10T04:27:55Z")
**Why Are Stupid-Looking People Stupid?
blood residue**
Smart people’s blood stays in their brains.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2142 "2015-01-10T04:30:54Z")
\*\*If a woman has a past relationship with a black man she’s tainted forever. Why?
Non English-Speaking Dopers: Does Your Language Have An Equivalent To “Cooties”? \*\*
::ducks and runs::
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2143 "2015-01-10T06:56:53Z")
**If a woman has a past relationship with a black man she’s tainted forever. Why?
Is this racist?**
Yes. Yes, it is.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2144 "2015-01-10T07:01:57Z")
**Stuff that has happened to you that you are pretty sure that no one else has experienced.
Encountering the Straight Dope Elsewhere on the Net**
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2145 "2015-01-10T14:16:48Z")
\*\*His head just popped right off!
Id this famous person? \*\*
Louis XVI?
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2146 "2015-01-10T15:10:38Z")
\*\*Is shaving unhealthy?
His head just popped right off! \*\*
That’s very unhealthy (and my favorite sequential thread ever)
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2147 "2015-01-10T15:19:08Z")
\*\*Men: If at 16, you had sex with your HOT teacher…
Ask the Rhodes Scholar \*\*
After having sex at 16 with my HOT teacher, my performance improved and I became a Rhodes Scholar.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2148 "2015-01-10T15:35:37Z")
\*\* Creamsicle kitty likes us
A dog story. Kinda long, but beautiful!
Good-bye Sweet CharlieCat
My dog almost burned my house down last night. \*\*
What a cat-and-dog story.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2149 "2015-01-10T15:45:03Z")
\*\*His head just popped right off!
Lost property with an identifiable owner. Is there a legal obligation to return it? \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2150 "2015-01-10T16:20:46Z")
\*\* Lost property with an identifiable owner. Is there a legal obligation to return it?
Mission to Mars \*\*
Returning some Martian’s wallet?
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2151 "2015-01-10T22:49:27Z")
**Mission to Mars
Another Language Question**
If fiction has taught me anything, it’s that all aliens speak English. Or they carry a translating device. You’ll be fine.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2152 "2015-01-11T02:37:18Z")
**Cancer teen refuses chemo because its icky.
Man, 25, claims he has two penises**
Well, you can’t blame the girl for not wanting to risk _that_ side effect.
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2153 "2015-01-12T02:56:48Z")
**Sarcastic Answers to Perfectly Civil Questions
Orcs and Goblins in LOTR**
Look, nerds get wedgies. That’s all you need to know.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2154 "2015-01-12T08:18:38Z")
**How would we best deal with real genetic intelligence differences between groups in society?
Is Fox News really all that bad?**
The real question is, how to best deal with the intellectually inferior group of Fox News watchers.
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2155 "2015-01-12T21:49:14Z")
\*\*Strange thing has appeared out of nowhere
Signs that you’re camping. \*\*
It’s called a “tent”. Sheesh.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2156 "2015-01-12T22:42:14Z")
**American Airlines Worst in the World!
Those unforgettable ad slogans and taglines…**
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2157 "2015-01-12T22:53:57Z")
**Being a guest on late night TV for the MMP
Man, 25, claims he has two penises**
Just how late is this show on?
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2158 "2015-01-18T21:50:35Z")
**Female (former) English teacher arrested again for sex with student
New Ballboys**
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2015, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/2159 "2015-01-23T07:11:36Z")
**Saudi King Abdullah dead at 90
There are rules. One is YOU DON’T MESS WITH A PERSON’S CAR!**
Anybody else want to mess with my car? :mad:
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