# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 83
### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2014, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1641 "2014-10-10T12:17:56Z")
\*\* Domestic tricks to make life easier.
Very impressive gravity defying hoop tricks by this juggler \*\*
Sorry about the affair, honey, but watch me juggle all your pots and pans at the same time!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2014, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1642 "2014-10-10T12:29:33Z")
**What to do/where to go in the Philippines?
Freaked out, kill it with fire: cockroaches!**
I guess a visit to the Manila Cockroach Sanctuary is out. Too bad, they have cool T-shirts.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2014, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1643 "2014-10-10T12:38:14Z")
\*\*What do you miss about old school tv?
The most 60s song \*\*
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1644 "2014-10-10T14:33:47Z")
\*\*Have you ever slipped something by the TSA?
Mongolian BBQ and semen \*\*
As long as it’s less than the prohibited amount, they don’t care.
\*\*Mongolian BBQ and semen
She wanted a White child from a Sperm Bank \*\*
…and his nickname was “Sparerib.”
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1645 "2014-10-10T17:48:57Z")
\*\*What is the strangest thing you’ve heard of that was stolen?
Nobel Peace Prize 2014
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### Author:  [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1646 "2014-10-10T17:58:22Z")
**Winter is coming
Thank you, Captain Obvious!**
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1647 "2014-10-10T19:22:57Z")
\*\*What is the strangest thing you’ve heard of that was stolen?
How hard is it to drive a scooter?
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Need answer fast!
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1648 "2014-10-11T02:45:18Z")
**I had the worst migraine of my life during sex.
Potato found growing inside woman after being used as a contraceptive. WTF?**
TMI, but it does explain everything.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2014, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1649 "2014-10-11T06:04:02Z")
**Oy, of all the possible jokes to make… He made _that_ one
Werewolves and Lunar Eclipse**
The room full of Canis lupus Americans were not pleased.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2014, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1650 "2014-10-11T13:11:05Z")
**25 things which make it hard for me to believe in God
Religious proselytizers.**
Definitely #1. And a strong contender for #2-25.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1651 "2014-10-11T15:39:53Z")
\*\* Oy, of all the possible jokes to make… He made _that_ one
I like playing around with (toy) guns\*\*
Never bring a joke to a gun fight.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1652 "2014-10-11T16:45:37Z")
\*\* NC: Cops pepper spray black foster son of white family
Ferguson, MO
Another filmed police encounter (Hammond, IN)
Controversial encounters between law-enforcement and civilians - the omnibus thread \*\*
“Hi, I’m collecting for the Police Benevolent Fund.” _ **SLAM** _ “Boy, these Dopers are a hard sell.”
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1653 "2014-10-11T21:08:12Z")
**What’s NOT good at Trader Joe’s?
Zombies.**
Maybe I should try their organic zombies instead of the regular ones.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2014, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1654 "2014-10-11T21:38:14Z")
\*\* Protocol for POTENTIALLY sick patients from Ebola countries?
Burned at the stake in America\*\*
Good to see Obama’s finally taken a firm hand on this.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1655 "2014-10-11T23:26:00Z")
**What if soviet union didn’t disolve?
World War III**
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2014, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1656 "2014-10-12T11:53:17Z")
**What do you think 2044 will be like?
Mongolian BBQ and semen**
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1657 "2014-10-12T20:27:17Z")
**What are the benifits of being a man? (Other than the obvious)
Mongolian BBQ and semen**
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1658 "2014-10-13T02:23:58Z")
\*\*TWO Teachers Charged For Sex With SAME Student
Creamsicle kitty likes us
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1659 "2014-10-13T04:34:11Z")
\*\*Resetting PC visuals while not seeing a thing…
Is this a legitimate cure for HIV/AIDS? \*\*
It couldn’t hurt…
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2014, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1660 "2014-10-13T10:56:15Z")
**Why are young black men in the US 21X more likely to be killed by police than young white men?Religious proselytizers.**
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