# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 84
### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1661 "2014-10-13T16:22:49Z")
\*\* In the internet age, should you avoid giving your baby a unique name?
What do you think 2044 will be like?\*\*
Noah and Emma will probably be naming their babies Isis and Ebola.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1662 "2014-10-13T18:49:54Z")
\*\*Antikytherian shipwreck dived. New finds.
Enough spiders to give anybody nightmares \*\*
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1663 "2014-10-14T01:28:21Z")
\*\*Dead people in my phone and email contacts list.
I have found God …
Is there any process more soul sucking than job searching? \*\*
Who says modern society and the occult are incompatible?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1664 "2014-10-14T02:02:12Z")
**Snopes: Do people REALLY believe this crap?
Dead people in my phone and email contacts list.**
Spamming after death, a previously undescribed form of morphic resonance. :eek::eek::eek:
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1665 "2014-10-14T04:34:38Z")
**How to say “I am Christian” in german
Disappearing Warts**
I don’t know much German, but _that_ can’t be right.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2014, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1666 "2014-10-14T12:55:44Z")
\*\* Joining Weight Watchers
What are the benifits of being a man? (Other than the obvious)\*\*
Aside from all those hot women at the meetings, you get to hear some really cool stomach growling noises.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1667 "2014-10-14T16:30:24Z")
\*\* How to say “I am Christian” in german
The evolutionary placement of genitalia\*\*
Actual, the correct translation is “_Der_ evoutionary placement of genitalia”.
I love being an online German instructor.
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1668 "2014-10-14T17:11:23Z")
**I have found God …
Help me find a Doper, please**
I really think finding God should be a higher priority.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1669 "2014-10-14T18:58:50Z")
\*\* Dead people in my phone and email contacts list.
I have passed another milestone on the road to ranty old guy \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1670 "2014-10-14T21:22:38Z")
\*\* Dead people in my phone and email contacts list.
The Dallas ebola guy just died. \*\*
Guess I’ll take him off my phone and email contacts list.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1671 "2014-10-15T03:19:37Z")
**saw something cool tonight…buzzards migrating (?)
Help me find a Doper, please**
Look below the buzzards.
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2014, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1672 "2014-10-15T07:39:51Z")
\*\*Dead people in my phone and email contacts list.
The blind will see. That is all. \*\*
MPSIMS has gotten kind of apocalyptic lately.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2014, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1673 "2014-10-15T12:13:12Z")
\*\*The concept of a philosophical zombie makes no sense to me
What Is Consciousness?
\*\*
Brains? BRAINS!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1674 "2014-10-15T16:46:36Z")
\*\* saw something cool tonight…buzzards migrating (?)
The Dallas ebola guy just died.\*\*
Easy fellas, there’s enough for everybody.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1675 "2014-10-15T17:11:57Z")
\*\*You know you’re going to have a bad day when…
Greenpeace submarine attacked by Giant Squid \*\*
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1676 "2014-10-15T20:21:39Z")
\*\*Poll: Treadmill? Elliptical? Stationary Bike?
Need advice for a dog
\*\*
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1677 "2014-10-15T22:56:42Z")
**Why do they try and scare smokers to give up instead of trying to help them?
Poll: do e-cigs smell (a poll)
Do you think addiction in of itself is bad?**
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2014, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1678 "2014-10-16T03:15:01Z")
**Why can’t airstrikes give anti-Isis fighters an overwhelming advantage?
Medieval Tactics**
Yeah, it turns out that acting like a bunch of head-cutting-off slave-taking barbarians straight out of the Dark Ages is surprisingly effective against airstrikes.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2014, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1679 "2014-10-16T05:39:14Z")
**The blind will see. That is all.
Car Headlights who needs them?**
People will be able to see in the dark. That is all.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2014, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1680 "2014-10-16T12:32:02Z")
\*\* Poll: Hypothetical: You’re in the military and are being sent to help with the Ebola crisis
What exactly do cops have to fear from black males?\*\*
Wait, it’ll come to me.
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