# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 85
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [October 16, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1681 "2014-10-16T12:56:14Z")
\*\* Your thoughts on using tablets in education (elementary-high school) Need advice for a dog\*\* I’d definitely go with the touch screen. ---
### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas) #### Post date: [October 16, 2014, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1682 "2014-10-16T13:27:58Z")
\*\* Question re: E-Cigarette Vapor Can You Vape In Non-Smoking Areas? What is the reason (chemically) that people smoke cigarettes? electronic cigarettes–how bad are they? \*\* I’m sensing a theme here. ---
### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic) #### Post date: [October 16, 2014, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1683 "2014-10-16T14:20:29Z")
\*\*What Dope story do you want to know more of? Poodle Swollen Vulva \*\* Give me all the details. ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [October 16, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1684 "2014-10-16T17:00:10Z")
\*\* Why doesn’t this product/service exist? More Secret Service Misconduct\*\* As a service it definitely exists. I’ve also seen Secret Service Misconduct offered on Amazon, 20% More Misconduct for the price of a 16 oz. can. ---
### Author: ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow) #### Post date: [October 16, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1685 "2014-10-16T18:31:58Z")
\*\*My father-in-law just passed Enough spiders to give anybody nightmares \*\* The brain bleach! Where the hell is the brain bleach! ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [October 16, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1686 "2014-10-16T21:09:15Z")
\*\* Current LEOs - Changes in use of force policies? Self-adhesive rubber feet\*\* They immobilize suspects pretty well, but take too long to put on. ☹ ---
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [October 17, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1687 "2014-10-17T00:18:13Z")
\*\*So how did table scraps become poisonous to dogs? Poodle Swollen Vulva \*\* “Don’t feed your poodle table scraps! Don’t you KNOW what that can do?” ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [October 17, 2014, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1688 "2014-10-17T12:24:22Z")
\*\* Why do farts smell different at different times? The Oracle At Delphi: Is The Hallucinogenic Gas Spring Still There \*\* Holy crap, the Oracle’s been eating Mexican food again! ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A) #### Post date: [October 17, 2014, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1689 "2014-10-17T14:05:12Z")
**Poodle Swollen Vulva What’s wrong with some people?** The world would be a better place if fewer people were affected by poodle swollen vulva. -or- See? If gay marriage is OK, then it’s OK to boff dogs! Keep those poodle swollen vulva people away from our kids! ---
### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad) #### Post date: [October 17, 2014, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1690 "2014-10-17T18:45:45Z")
\*\*Oy, of all the possible jokes to make… He made _that_ one Poodle Swollen Vulva \*\* Dude, that joke was _foul_. ---
### Author: ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate) #### Post date: [October 17, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1691 "2014-10-17T20:15:57Z")
\*\* Would you date a 40-year-old virgin? Go to first new post Sigh. The things I do for my sister… \*\* That’s some brotherly love, that. ---
### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody) #### Post date: [October 18, 2014, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1692 "2014-10-18T09:38:59Z")
**Tactlessness on Social Media What’s wrong with some people?** ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A) #### Post date: [October 18, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1693 "2014-10-18T20:32:52Z")
**What is your favorite pizza topping? Men!** The alternative to vegetarian pizza: Humanitarian pizza. ---
### Author: ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt) #### Post date: [October 19, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1694 "2014-10-19T12:56:26Z")
**Preventing high school students from sleeping with teachers Poodle Swollen Vulva** Yes, that should put them off. ---
### Author: ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs) #### Post date: [October 19, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1695 "2014-10-19T19:33:07Z")
**Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming 14 Die at a Concert in South Korea** Sequential threads kill. ---
### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody) #### Post date: [October 19, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1696 "2014-10-19T20:16:13Z")
**Lockheed Skunk Works reveals new fusion reactor design Did the US Furnish the Gas?** That’s not how it works. ---
### Author: ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow) #### Post date: [October 19, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1697 "2014-10-19T20:59:04Z")
**Attention all skinheads and punks What’s wrong with some people?** That is what I’d like to know. ---
### Author: ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner) #### Post date: [October 20, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1698 "2014-10-20T00:50:34Z")
\*\*How do researchers stay motivated? peanut allergies \*\* “Now, doctor, you have 72 hours to complete the work on my army of death-ray-wielding killer robots. Otherwise, this timing mechanism here will automatically crush this legume from an _Arachis hypogaea_, spraying a fine dust into your daughter’s cell.” “No! You _fiend!!!_” ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [October 20, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1699 "2014-10-20T01:36:27Z")
\*\* Why shouldn’t I move to Massachusetts? Halloween weirdness\*\* Entire families dressed up as Martha Coakley - yes, it’s scary. ---
### Author: ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace) #### Post date: [October 20, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1700 "2014-10-20T02:29:38Z")
\*\*I just spent my vacation with a group of elderly people–and I liked it! 14 Die at a Concert in South Korea \*\* Maybe _that_’ll teach you to keep Grandma out of the mosh pit! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066.md?page=84) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066.md?page=86)