# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 86
### Author:  [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2014, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1701 "2014-10-20T07:31:23Z")
**What have you changed your mind on by visiting these message boards?
The Woven Dental Floss Shortage Crisis**
This was something I never used to worry about at all before. ☹
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1702 "2014-10-20T18:50:47Z")
\*\*Taking a break from the board
Wow. I’ve broken up with…everyone. \*\*
With all the other boards, too?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1703 "2014-10-20T21:05:13Z")
\*\* Another plumbing question
I finally have a pot to piss in \*\*
…so what are you waiting for?
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1704 "2014-10-20T23:47:46Z")
\*\* NASA releases recordings from space.
A View of Middle Earth ---- from Orbit
\*\*
_The Road Goes Ever On_?
It beats _Music from Some Guys in Space_
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1705 "2014-10-21T15:49:35Z")
\*\*For those of you who are engaged or married
Is bisexuality becoming more of a thing? \*\*
By that point, what does it matter?
\*\*Tactlessness on Social Media
Oy, of all the possible jokes to make… He made _that_ one \*\*
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1706 "2014-10-21T15:50:38Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
>
> It beats _Music from Some Guys in Space_
_Gives OK sign_ It Stinks!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1707 "2014-10-21T16:21:59Z")
\*\* For those of you who are engaged or married
Greeting women: Hug? Shake hands? Air Kiss? Cheek Kiss?\*\*
Monosyllabic grunts are the safest way to go.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1708 "2014-10-21T17:10:50Z")
**I’m giving up on Linux and want to reinstall XP
Furthest fall to evil**
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1709 "2014-10-21T19:23:42Z")
\*\* Is “extrovert” bad latin (as opposed to extravert)?
“Back Off, Man! I’m A Scientist!”-In Latin?
\*\*
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1710 "2014-10-22T02:19:52Z")
\*\*Mormons officially reveal temple garments
Dress appropriately \*\*
Oops–looks like this “Mormon temple leopard-print thong” I been wearing ain’t actually official after all.
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1711 "2014-10-22T03:33:02Z")
**Determining If Someone Is Canadian…
Stuff obvious to you, not so obvious to others**
It’s pretty easy, eh.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2014, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1712 "2014-10-22T05:18:24Z")
**Pharmaceutical companies are holding back cures
Resolved: single payer health care will not fix the US health care system’s problems**
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2014, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1713 "2014-10-22T12:07:45Z")
\*\*Where did the Greeks get their names?
Cerberus etymology?
\*\*
Asked and answered, for one case, at least
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1714 "2014-10-22T12:43:00Z")
\*\*In movies, how do prop departments plan for retakes with destructible props?
Men: Movie scenes that seriously choke you up.
\*\*
[sob] That explosion was so _Beautiful!_ [sob]
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2014, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1715 "2014-10-22T12:50:01Z")
\*\* Stuff obvious to you, not so obvious to others
Is climate changing or not?
Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming\*\*
Satisfied now?
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1716 "2014-10-22T16:21:20Z")
\*\*Stuff obvious to you, not so obvious to others
Determining If Someone Is Canadian… \*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1717 "2014-10-22T22:01:21Z")
**What do you miss about old school tv?
Disney rides of the past**
I used to love _The Wonderful World Of Color_ (later, _The Wonderful World Of Disney_).
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1718 "2014-10-23T00:23:20Z")
\*\* Stuff obvious to you, not so obvious to others
Poodle Swollen Vulva
\*\*
Some people just won’t look
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### Author:  [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2014, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1719 "2014-10-23T06:45:27Z")
**Ask the guy who installed solar panels on the roof anything
Is climate changing or not?**
Because you will need to know about that sort of thing, now.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2014, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1720 "2014-10-23T12:35:52Z")
\*\* Why are my boobs getting bigger?
Greeting women: Hug? Shake hands? Air Kiss? Cheek Kiss?
\*\*
Must…Resist…Temptation…
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