# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 87
### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2014, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1721 "2014-10-23T13:01:38Z")
**How do you/what’s the best way to use a laptop?**
**Really need sexual advice!! plz…**
No, no, no. He said lap_top_, not lap _dance_.
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1722 "2014-10-23T16:59:14Z")
**On the Potty – Pants around knees or ankles?
Share something creepy**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2014, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1723 "2014-10-23T22:36:03Z")
\*\* Random acts of public nudity
Inappropriate things that your teachers said and did…\*\*
Well, it really spiced up the halftime show at homecoming. But then she forgot the words to the fight song…
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1724 "2014-10-24T00:56:05Z")
**What is the Worst Ending for a Classmate That You’re Aware of?
Random acts of public nudity**
“Ah, yes, Sam Smith–‘Sammy the Streaker’ we always called him. Wonder what happened to old Sammy?” _Googles_ “Multiple arrests for indecent exposure–well, I guess we all saw _that_ coming!”
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2014, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1725 "2014-10-24T05:55:58Z")
**Share something creepy
considering NOT getting garbage pick up**
"Aw, man, we don’t wanna go in _there_–that’s the Old Grundy Place. It’s…
_…Totally surrounded by big piles of rotting garbage!"_
_:Gasps:_
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1726 "2014-10-24T13:25:28Z")
\*\*Why are my boobs getting bigger?
Give yourself a new name
\*\*
Too many possibilities…
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1727 "2014-10-24T13:26:33Z")
\*\*Recent Staycation with Family…think I realized my sister is a sociopath
I just found a big pile of stolen mail
\*\*
Make her give it back
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1728 "2014-10-24T13:56:34Z")
\*\* Cops looking for you?
Give yourself a new name
\*\*
Using Aliases! All the fugitives are doing it!
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1729 "2014-10-24T16:27:00Z")
**Survivors of ebola
Why were there no queens for France?**
Why should _they_ know? 😕
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1730 "2014-10-24T17:05:38Z")
\*\* What to do about a bad real estate agent?
considering NOT getting garbage pick up
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1731 "2014-10-24T17:16:38Z")
\*\*What’s something you have a Pavlovian reaction to?
Fat Pancakes ?!?!?!? \*\*
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1732 "2014-10-24T17:54:48Z")
\*\* Determining If Someone Is Canadian…
Stuff obvious to you, not so obvious to others
The Canadope Café, 2014 Edition: In 3-D!
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1733 "2014-10-25T02:05:18Z")
\*\* Scotland: When to go? What to see?
Why are my boobs getting bigger?\*\*
Hmm, we could go visit another castle, or check out the woman with the enlarging boobs. That’s a tough one…
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2014, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1734 "2014-10-25T07:54:40Z")
**In Defense of Lower Education.
What should we do/how should we feel about the stupid?**
We should feel bad for them and try to get them higher education.
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2014, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1735 "2014-10-25T09:35:41Z")
\*\*Attention all skinheads and punks
Do you own an etui? \*\*
Keep my safety pins in it when I’m not wearin’ 'em.
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2014, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1736 "2014-10-25T11:11:21Z")
**Possibly my strangest, certainly my most entertaining (to me), dream ever
Shooting at the high school I graduated from.**
I take it you didn’t have a fun time there.
**Original Sin and Final Judgment
Will Google turn into something terrible? Has it already?**
They’ve made a Google version of everything else. A GoogleApocalypse was just a matter of time I suppose.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1737 "2014-10-25T16:31:24Z")
\*\* Extremely intelligent people…Emotionally challenged??
Cops looking for you?\*\*
Bob’s Hideaway has it all! Our own Mensa chapter, a well-stocked disguise shop, arranged marriage services _and_ free Continental breakfast!! Make your reservation today!!!
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2014, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1738 "2014-10-25T19:11:50Z")
**My Employee smells like skunk
What’s His Ethnicity?**
That’s racist! :mad:
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1739 "2014-10-25T22:04:59Z")
**Recent Staycation with Family…think I realized my sister is a sociopath
Stuff obvious to you, not so obvious to others**
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1740 "2014-10-26T03:41:41Z")
**What is the Worst Ending for a Classmate That You’re Aware of?
Shooting at the high school I graduated from.**
That counts as bad.
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