# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 88
### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1741 "2014-10-26T15:29:43Z")
**What does it feel like to die from a gunshot to the lung?
Leonard Susskind and information in physics**
Actually, some people have opted to die from a gunshot to the lung, rather than have to listen to Leonard Susskind lecture on physics.
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1742 "2014-10-26T21:51:28Z")
**Inappropriate things that your teachers said and did…
Random acts of public nudity**
Yes, that would qualify. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1743 "2014-10-26T21:52:33Z")
\*\* What happened to the Roman Eagles?
Where are all the Kennedy half dollars?\*\*
Gimme a shekel and I’ll tell you.
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2014, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1744 "2014-10-26T21:54:31Z")
**I feel like crap/depressed tonight
When does it stop? [noparse]:([/noparse]**
Wish I knew. ☹
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1745 "2014-10-27T04:15:32Z")
\*\* You’re on the run from zombies. What items in your house RIGHT NOW do you take with you?
What to do with “heirlooms”?\*\*
“Eunice, grab the shotgun and extra ammo!”
“But Luke, I’ve got to save Grandma’s tea service!”
This will not end well.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2014, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1746 "2014-10-27T12:58:08Z")
\*\*Determining If Someone Is Canadian…
My friend’s racism test \*\*
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1747 "2014-10-27T13:02:43Z")
\*\* Facebook is for chicks
The watch the birdie MMP
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2014, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1748 "2014-10-27T13:24:50Z")
\*\* I’m being discriminated against for my sexuality
Vampires, crosses, and hate speech \*\*
Hey, it’s Halloween - give 'em a bag of candy and they’ll go away.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1749 "2014-10-27T14:27:20Z")
\*\* Can you be a truely ‘stateless’ person?
Does this person look unhealthy?
\*\*
Well, they’re in an unhealthy state.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2014, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1750 "2014-10-29T12:36:09Z")
\*\*What can I do with a 50 year old encyclopedia?
Has anyone threw away an expensive thing to find out it was worth a lot?
\*\*
Diderot? What kind of name is _that_ for an encyclopedia? Probably a promo from some supermarket. Toss it out.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1751 "2014-10-29T21:10:43Z")
**What happens if both pilots die at the same time ? (after 9/11)
Airplane rental cost**
You crash it; you bought it!
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1752 "2014-10-30T01:21:03Z")
**Is transparent aluminum even remotely possible?
Amelia Earhart’s plane found on the sea floor?**
Earhart’s plane would be much easier to find, were it not made of Transparent Aluminum™!
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1753 "2014-10-30T03:33:19Z")
**"Why didn’t I see that before?" Obvious things that suddenly pop out.
Stuff obvious to you, not so obvious to others**
You mean you don’t see Bruce Willis in the corner of the room?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2014, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1754 "2014-10-30T12:22:40Z")
**Why do the spam attacks come in the middle of the night?
Kidney harvesting**
Do _not_ open this thread!!!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2014, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1755 "2014-10-31T12:39:18Z")
\*\* What’s wrong with some people?
Menino will still be dead for the 6 o’clock news\*\*
So _that’s_ why he’s such a lousy interview.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2014, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1756 "2014-10-31T12:40:47Z")
\*\*Convincing others you are really, really sick [and not just malingering]
Mandatory Ebola Quarantine, Can’t this be done a bit more intelligently? \*\*
I thought they were just malingering.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1757 "2014-10-31T20:32:03Z")
\*\* Dating Sites… Really???
Poll: Ladies, would you date a random stranger.
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1758 "2014-10-31T21:35:13Z")
**Poll: Ladies, would you date a random stranger
Poll: When do you lock your door?**
Before he arrives.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1759 "2014-11-02T03:49:57Z")
**Okay costume help need answer fast
Ivorian women are beautiful**
But I can’t dress like one because I’m a man. ☹
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1760 "2014-11-02T16:13:43Z")
\*\* Do people often die after they reach significant numbers?
How do they get the Skittle like candy texture?\*\*
Ancient Chinese embalming method?
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