# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 89
### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1761 "2014-11-02T21:32:09Z")
**Is there any way to increase the volume on my laptop?
Yawwwning**
Umm, I don’t think that’ll work.
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### Author:  [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2014, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1762 "2014-11-03T02:32:37Z")
**Fleas!
Dog euthanasia opinions**
Isn’t that a little drastic? Just give him a bath!
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2014, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1763 "2014-11-03T07:58:55Z")
**I’m taking the bar exam tomorrow.
What is the Worst Ending for a Classmate That You’re Aware of?**
Well, I know this one guy who…
Passed the bar exam and became a _lawyer_!
_:Ba-dum-tsh:_
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1764 "2014-11-03T12:57:10Z")
\*\* The Gluttony Thread
Her name is Snow
\*\*
“Mary had a little lamb
a little meat a little jam…”
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1765 "2014-11-03T14:14:07Z")
\*\*Things that most dopers would hate you for?
Yoga and emotional release. \*\*
Swine!
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1766 "2014-11-03T18:51:21Z")
\*\*Fossil Balrog discovered in Colombian coal mine
Her name is Snow
\*\*
Awwww… that’s so Cute!
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1767 "2014-11-03T23:56:48Z")
\*\*Why did US planners think Japan had to be invaded?
The Golden Plates of the Prophet \*\*
“And lo, if the Sons of Wash-ing-ton fail not to defeat the Land of the Rising Sun, and cast it down utterly, then they shall surely be defeated in return.” _The Book of Jashber_, chapter 42, verse 127 (Secret U.S. Government Warehouse version)
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1768 "2014-11-04T04:47:44Z")
\*\*What If Russia Invaded a NATO Country
World War I \*\*
“By God, the Russians have invaded Belgium! ‘A scrap of paper’ says Putin! By jingo, this means war! Don’t worry, the boys will be home for Christmas.”
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2014, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1769 "2014-11-04T12:58:17Z")
\*\* Career websites
Dear Walmart \*\*
I have always dreamed of a career as a Wal-Mart greeter. What classes should I take to prepare myself?
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1770 "2014-11-04T13:31:26Z")
\*\*Who Put The Fun In Spaghetti?!
The Gluttony Thread
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Don’t try to thank us! Just doin’ our job!
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2014, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1771 "2014-11-04T14:13:43Z")
\*\*Revolution, Evolution or Revolutionary Evolution?
What if someone developed X-men style powers…? \*\*
First, we’d have to work out the terminology.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1772 "2014-11-04T18:22:28Z")
**Fleas!
Men, how do you shave hair around your genitals?**
I keep shaving until the fleas go away.
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1773 "2014-11-04T20:07:40Z")
\*\*Is this type of eatery a thing?
Easter bunny - Olden days life cycle. \*\*
In the olden days, we would hunt the bunnies, but only the males, so that enough females would lay their eggs to ensure a new generation.Once the eggs hatched, the tadpoles would live in water for a few weeks before losing their tentacles, emerging onto land, and moulting to become young adults. And thus the circle of life was complete…
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1774 "2014-11-04T20:57:34Z")
**I was fired as Scoutmaster
What would your papal name be?**
Pope Grope?
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1775 "2014-11-04T21:57:43Z")
\*\*What Exactly Happens To Black Cats On Halloween?
Ingrown toenails \*\*
Poor kitties.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1776 "2014-11-05T00:12:25Z")
**Help me choose a small pet
Toenail fungus (eww!)**
Let me repeat: EWWWW!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1777 "2014-11-05T00:20:27Z")
\*\* I’ve just invited you over for a sit-down dinner. Do you bring anything?
Revolution, Evolution or Revolutionary Evolution?\*\*
Uh, I was thinking more along the lines of a bottle of Chianti, or maybe just a tub of bean dip.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1778 "2014-11-05T13:13:28Z")
\*\*The death of General Aviation
Whose death has most greatly benefitted society?
\*\*
I was sorry to hear of the passing of General Aviation, who worked his way up from the ranks. His passing does not benefit society.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1779 "2014-11-05T14:01:38Z")
\*\* Poll: You’re sitting on the floor. Why?
Aliens want your gametes
\*\*
I ain’t gettin’ up until those aliens take their probes and leave!
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2014, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1780 "2014-11-06T09:16:04Z")
**What should I expect from a Construction Contractor?
Keeping rabbits out of the garden**
Instead of hiring a contractor, just put up a fence.
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