# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 90
### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1781 "2014-11-06T17:28:15Z")
**Should I mention this to the mom? (9 yo says she wants to poison 6 yo sis)
You were just given $500…**
Isn’t that enough to buy your silence?
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2014, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1782 "2014-11-06T18:24:38Z")
**Computer won’t start, unless…
Peperoni and tape worms**
That seems rather…unconventional
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1783 "2014-11-06T18:29:21Z")
**Going on our first cruise! Advice, please?
Things to do in Baltimore/Annapolis**
That doesn’t seem like a very exotic destination for a cruise…
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1784 "2014-11-06T19:20:23Z")
\*\* Impressive honesty with money
You win lots of money, and choose to donate some to causes/charities. Which ones?
\*\*
Impressive…Very Impressive
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2014, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1785 "2014-11-06T21:18:56Z")
Goin’ to hell for this one
\*\* What’s on YOUR fuckit list?
My ex boss had three pictures of his wife in a bikini scattered around his office.
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1786 "2014-11-06T22:14:49Z")
\*\* Whose death has most greatly benefitted society?
The death of General Aviation \*\*
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1787 "2014-11-07T13:15:18Z")
\*\*Poll: You’re sitting on the floor. Why?
Things to do in Denver…
\*\*
Once you’ve been to the Zoo and seen the Airport, there’s not much to do in Denver…
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1788 "2014-11-07T14:26:48Z")
\*\* So we adopted a third kitty (pics)
Wow am I glad I have health insurance
\*\*
Me, too. Our cat Hestia “bunny-footed” my hand this morning.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1789 "2014-11-07T17:31:05Z")
\*\* Dating advice: I get anxiety when a date comes to my house.
Do you also tend to walk into things after a fraught interaction?\*\*
“So you want to know why there’s no furniture in my apartment? Well, it’s a long story…”
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1790 "2014-11-08T01:43:33Z")
\*\*Anyone else have an insane dog?
Texts from this morning \*\*
“bacon bacon bacon BACON BACONBACONBACON REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM BACON REDRUM POSTMAN REDRUM BACON”
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1791 "2014-11-08T15:38:26Z")
\*\* You win lots of money, and choose to donate some to causes/charities. Which ones?
Think I got my first con artist call.\*\*
I dunno, the “American Pruritus Society” sounds totally legit to me.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1792 "2014-11-09T15:23:21Z")
**Don’t squeeze.
Stranger knocked on door, asked for ketchup**
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1793 "2014-11-09T16:59:43Z")
**A Round headed boy - and earth shattering newses!
Stranger knocked on door, asked for ketchup**
_I gave him catsup!_ :eek: I wonder if he’s going to use it on all those rocks he has in his bag?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1794 "2014-11-09T18:48:16Z")
\*\* When and why did we stop celebrating mass murder and conquest?
Women - the more moral sex?\*\*
Actually, the casualty count is even higher for bridal showers and Tupperware parties. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1795 "2014-11-10T00:52:22Z")
\*\* Poll: Could you participate in a sexual relationship with a morbidly obese person?
Going on our first cruise! Advice, please?\*\*
Do _not_ take the lower bunk.
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1796 "2014-11-10T02:00:43Z")
**what kind of dog…
The Gluttony Thread**
Clearly a beagle.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2014, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1797 "2014-11-10T09:48:28Z")
**"Manscaping"
Damn, Zusje, I only poured boiling oil on you ONCE, chill!**
BUT THIS ISN’T HOW YOU GET RID OF THE HAIR! :mad:
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### Author:  [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2014, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1798 "2014-11-10T11:57:41Z")
\*\*How are you supposed to wear tube socks?
What do you think is the most universal human struggle is? \*\*
I would have guessed at something a bit more momentous than that, but as the thread is already on its second page, maybe you are right.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1799 "2014-11-10T13:48:24Z")
\*\* Don’t squeeze.
The Gluttony Thread \*\*
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1800 "2014-11-10T18:14:50Z")
\*\*sad state of marine corp boot camp
How do you handle unwanted hugs? \*\*
PRIVATE PYLE IS FEELING VULNERABLE! YOU MEN HAVE FAILED TO MAKE HIM FEEL EMPOWERED! NOW GIVE PRIVATE PYLE A BIG HEARTFELT GROUP HUG!
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