# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 92
### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1821 "2014-11-14T13:09:42Z")
\*\* In defense of Art
Don’t squeeze.
\*\*
…unless it’s Squeezable Art.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1822 "2014-11-14T13:32:00Z")
Because I need to assure my ticket to Hell, I must point out that yesterday there was this combo:
**Are most men rapists in wartime? Historical wars and rape
I feel like Cassandra…**
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1823 "2014-11-14T15:37:38Z")
\*\* Shelley Longs and David Carusos
Foods I will not eat
\*\*
“I’ll take _Celebrity Cannibalism_ for $600, Alex…”
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1824 "2014-11-14T18:44:41Z")
\*\*Kids’ mischief
When does it stop? ☹
\*\*
Never.
It just gets more refined as they get older.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1825 "2014-11-14T18:47:26Z")
\*\*Question from Car Talk (but not ABOUT Car Talk)
Is electricity/magnetism involved in my car’s premature rusting?
Yet Another Question on Relativity
\*\*
Even questions on Body Work have gotten a LOT more complicated recently.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1826 "2014-11-14T18:54:41Z")
\*\*Free Sperm - all natural insemination
Well, that was awkward.\*\*
You don’t say.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1827 "2014-11-14T18:58:19Z")
\*\*The Arctic Front Has Arrived
So . . . Pigs are smelly\*\*
It’s also making bears shit in the woods.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1828 "2014-11-14T20:24:27Z")
\*\* I Decided To Start This Week’s MMP
When does it stop? ☹
\*\*
Next week.
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### Author:  [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1829 "2014-11-14T21:21:14Z")
**Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming**
**The Arctic Front Has Arrived**
I’m confused…
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2014, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1830 "2014-11-14T21:29:37Z")
\*\*Young boy saves even younger girl from Syrian snipers.
Kids’ mischief \*\*
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1831 "2014-11-15T01:57:51Z")
**Will everyone eventually break under torture?
Greedy Dentists or State of the Art?**
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1832 "2014-11-15T02:26:07Z")
\*\*Free Sperm - all natural insemination
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2014 \*\*
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2014, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1833 "2014-11-15T07:13:55Z")
**I’m looking for some friendly type names to call people
Insomniac**
Carl, you old insomniac, get over here.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2014, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1834 "2014-11-15T12:25:35Z")
On my subscribed list:
\*\*Most pretentious rock songs
Jihadists want to kill da Queen
\*\*
Cause they’re pretentious, amirite?
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1835 "2014-11-15T14:24:04Z")
**I got a job!
Car Headlights who needs them?**
I hope the job isn’t “chauffeur”…
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1836 "2014-11-15T18:57:57Z")
\*\* Homosexuality is ‘unnatural’
Kids’ mischief \*\*
There’s some sort of playing Doctor joke in there, but I’m not touching with a ten foot pole.
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1837 "2014-11-15T19:04:45Z")
\*\* “Manscaping”
When does it stop? ☹ \*\*
If you’re not finished by lunchtime, you’ve probably gone too far.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1838 "2014-11-16T15:20:55Z")
\*\* I got a job!
I don’t like time.
\*\*
I foresee trouble, possibly by your first break time.
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2014, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1839 "2014-11-16T15:30:07Z")
**Does anyone remember this children’s book?
Stolen Valour: Another Scumbag**
It’s not on my kid’s reading list.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1840 "2014-11-16T23:49:24Z")
**Is there anything that can be taken orally to neutralize the burn of capsaicin
When does it stop? ☹**
In about an hour. But it begins again in 12-24 hours, depending on how fast your bowels work.
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