# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 93

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### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2014, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1841 "2014-11-17T07:31:29Z")

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**In the mood for a laff  
Does this sound strange?**

No, other than being misspelled it sounds just fine.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1842 "2014-11-17T13:15:49Z")

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\*\* Do you know what the word nonplussed means?

Does this sound strange?  
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Only if you’re pronouncing it “non-_ploosed_”

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1843 "2014-11-17T16:02:49Z")

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**What Is The Worst Ending for a Classmate That You’re Aware Of?  
I like playing with (toy) guns**

Yeah, that traffic stop got ugly fast. ☹

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### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2014, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1844 "2014-11-18T05:46:03Z")

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**What is the argument against “separate but equal” civil unions?  
The death of General Aviation**

It’s long and complicated logic. Just like the logic behind [Monster energy drinks being the work of the devil](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs)

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2014, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1845 "2014-11-18T12:54:02Z")

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\*\*Hmm… Maybe I was wrong about \_\_\_\_\_

Poll: The Walking Dead; 5.06 “Consumed” (open spoilers)

Interstellar (open spoilers! after you’ve seen it)

Supernatural Season 10 Ongoing discussion(spoilers as it airs)

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Yeah… these movies and TV shows deserve re-consideration

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1846 "2014-11-18T13:25:37Z")

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\*\* Please forgive me (or not) while I brag about my university

It’s cheering time!

\*\*

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1847 "2014-11-18T13:26:37Z")

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\*\* Charles Manson is getting married!

I’m glad that gay/lesbian spouses are becoming husband/wife  
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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1848 "2014-11-18T14:26:07Z")

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\*\* Charles Manson is getting married!

It’s cheering time!

\*\*

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### Author: ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1849 "2014-11-18T16:15:38Z")

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A rare triple:

**What would have been required to win in Viet Nam?  
Graphology  
Well, well, it looks like the government CAN pick winners and losers**

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1850 "2014-11-18T18:08:07Z")

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\*\* What is the worst single factual mistake ever made by one person?  
I’ll be watching over a litter of pups for a couple weeks\*\*

Y’know, it’s been _months_ now and she hasn’t come by to pick up the pups…

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### Author: ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2014, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1851 "2014-11-18T19:43:11Z")

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\*\*You drink mixed drinks & you’re out of mix. Worst combination you’ve ever tried?  
Put some liquid in the cup. \*\*

Some people will drink _anything_.

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2014, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1852 "2014-11-19T13:12:10Z")

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\*\* Hope I can ask this. It’s about pot.  
What are some good ways to keep your composure at sad events? \*\*

Like wow, these are really good brownies. Ya think we should dump some in the coffin for what’s-his-face?

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1853 "2014-11-19T13:44:56Z")

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\*\* Japanese research: Behold the power of cute!

Viruses in seawater

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If anyone could make viruses in seawater cute – or would even _want_ to – it’d be the Japanese.

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1854 "2014-11-19T22:49:06Z")

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\*\* Dose equivalent when eating a gram of Am-141  
How easily can I blow up my car doing this?\*\*

Eventually it’s gonna be one hell of a fart.

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1855 "2014-11-19T23:19:02Z")

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\*\*The perfect Reuben?  
make this sandwich better! \*\*

Um… I think you need to review the meaning of ‘perfect’.

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### Author: ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2014, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1856 "2014-11-21T14:25:42Z")

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**I’m glad that gay/lesbian spouses are becoming husband/wife   
SSM marriage begins in South Carolina**

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### Author: ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1857 "2014-11-21T15:36:15Z")

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\*\*The five-year coma challenge!  
How do you quit? \*\*

…wake up?

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### Author: ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1858 "2014-11-21T18:11:26Z")

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**Odd things your elderly relatives were concerned with that caused you embarassment or confusion  
Looking for info on the 1930s murder of Alfred Muscarelli, Norristown, Pennsylvania.**

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1859 "2014-11-21T22:24:15Z")

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\*\* Things ruined in Germany by the Nazis  
Is nitrocellulose edible?\*\*

Yeah, during the Weimar Republic you could get a great nitrocellulose bagel, then the Nazis weaponized it. :mad:

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1860 "2014-11-22T19:42:05Z")

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**LSD: what is the nature of a “bad trip?”  
How many would survive if all nukes detonated?**

Yeah, that was a bad one…but still, I got to enjoy a kick-ass version of “We’ll Meet Again”.

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