# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 94
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [November 22, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1861 "2014-11-22T22:29:59Z")
\*\* Where do I find pawpaws? Haven \*\* Maybe, if they’ve got a greenhouse there. Haven’s set in Maine. ---
### Author: ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel) #### Post date: [November 23, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1862 "2014-11-23T00:15:56Z")
**LSD: what is the nature of a “bad trip?” Motorcycle license road tests outside the US** “Maaaaaan, I musta been doing figure 8s in that Mexican parking lot for YEARS!” ---
### Author: ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel) #### Post date: [November 23, 2014, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1863 "2014-11-23T03:32:14Z")
**Things You Look Forward To That Always Disappoint Vacuum cleaners** They suck. ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [November 23, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1864 "2014-11-23T04:14:56Z")
\*\* Least Painful ‘Natural’ Way to Die. Firearm discharge by a cop: “paperwork?”\*\* This is only acceptable if the cop uses biodegradable bullets and writes up the incident on recycled paper. ---
### Author: ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu) #### Post date: [November 23, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1865 "2014-11-23T17:21:28Z")
**Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee.** **yay, I’m happy about this** ---
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [November 23, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1866 "2014-11-23T20:08:08Z")
\*\* My Son’s Father Resurfaces After 14 Year Absence (So very long) Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee. \*\* DON’T DO IT!!! \*\*California, Prop 65, and licorice: Licorice Gate! Phrases that sound “dirty” but aren’t… \*\* [Beavis&ButtHead] “Licorice Gate” Hunh! Heh Heh[/B&B] ---
### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri) #### Post date: [November 24, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1867 "2014-11-24T04:19:23Z")
**Most original pick-up line you’ve heard I’m a coward you see.** It might be original, but I bet it didn’t work. **Worst gift you’ve ever gotten? Circle Jerk!?** Cold hands? ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [November 24, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1868 "2014-11-24T18:12:59Z")
**Blaming the other woman Marion Barry has died** Bitch set him up. ☹ ---
### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad) #### Post date: [November 24, 2014, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1869 "2014-11-24T18:25:09Z")
\*\*Worst gift you’ve ever gotten? So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week… \*\* And I can’t return her without a receipt. ---
### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic) #### Post date: [November 24, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1870 "2014-11-24T19:16:26Z")
**What do I need to install Snow Leopard 10.6.6? Caffeine until death** ---
### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad) #### Post date: [November 24, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1871 "2014-11-24T20:49:45Z")
\*\*Most original pick-up line you’ve heard This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife \*\* …so can I give you the bird? ---
### Author: ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow) #### Post date: [November 25, 2014, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1872 "2014-11-25T06:21:05Z")
\*\*Odd things your elderly relatives were concerned with that caused you embarassment or confusion Three grandmas get high for the first time. \*\* ---
### Author: ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow) #### Post date: [November 25, 2014, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1873 "2014-11-25T06:23:11Z")
\*\*Bitch Set Him Up for the Grim Reaper: Marion Berry Dead at 78 yay, I’m happy about this \*\* ---
### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody) #### Post date: [November 25, 2014, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1874 "2014-11-25T08:56:37Z")
**Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee. Phrases that sound “dirty” but aren’t…** ---
### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad) #### Post date: [November 25, 2014, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1875 "2014-11-25T13:08:09Z")
\*\*Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee. yay, I’m happy about this \*\* ---
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [November 25, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1876 "2014-11-25T15:07:25Z")
\*\* Can we talk about Bill Cosby? Turkey Talk \*\* Cosby may be many things, but he is not a turkey. ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A) #### Post date: [November 25, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1877 "2014-11-25T15:29:07Z")
**With trepidation, Benghazi Is Fox News really all that bad?** _Benghazi!_ ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A) #### Post date: [November 25, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1878 "2014-11-25T16:14:26Z")
**So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week… Getting stressed too easily at work** ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [November 25, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1879 "2014-11-25T22:19:42Z")
\*\* Where’s the recommended place to get hearing tested? What’s the biggest (US) company you’ve never heard of?\*\* “Consolidated Fuzz.” “What?” “Consolidated Fuzz.” “What?” **“CONSOLIDATED FUZZ!!!”** “What?” ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [November 25, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1880 "2014-11-25T22:28:18Z")
\*\* Most original pick-up line you’ve heard So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week…\*\* …wanna come on over for a goat dance and head cheese? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066.md?page=93) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066.md?page=95)