# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 95
### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1881 "2014-11-26T03:35:41Z")
**So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week…
Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee.**
They _are_ awfully cute when they’re young, but you should be aware that adult Romanians can easily weigh over 100 pounds. And they can live for 70 or 80 years, so it’s definitely a lasting commitment.
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### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1882 "2014-11-26T14:24:12Z")
**What ruins a book for you?
Spatchcocking**
Once someone’s cut the spine out of a book, there’s generally no hope for it.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1883 "2014-11-26T14:33:33Z")
\*\*Monster “Black Sea Devil” Captured on Film
… and nobody know why - a myth-ful thread \*\*
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1884 "2014-11-26T19:44:14Z")
\*\*So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week…
How many of your coworkers have died?
\*\*
…and who can be responsible?
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### Author:  [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1885 "2014-11-27T14:02:10Z")
\*\*So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week…
… and nobody know why - a myth-ful thread\*\*
Seriously. She just appeared at the spare desk one morning. I mean, she even brought her own tape dispenser. Maybe it’s a sign?
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1886 "2014-11-27T14:47:51Z")
\*\*How many of your coworkers have died?
Blaming the other woman \*\*
Don’t blame the other woman. It just makes things worse. Blame yourself and save your life.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1887 "2014-11-27T15:20:53Z")
**Thanksgiving: What did you forget?
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1888 "2014-11-27T20:28:21Z")
\*\* Is it a bad idea to store dishes in the same room as the litter box?
Pussy problem\*\*
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1889 "2014-11-27T20:30:26Z")
\*\* Radio Atomic Clock Wrong Hours
Wrist watch garrote
\*\*
Q: “And not only does it keep the correct time down to the attosecond, 007, you can also use it to strangle your opponent.”
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1890 "2014-11-27T20:40:47Z")
In reverse order.
**What is a must watch for you on Thanksgiving
Rob Lowe DirecTV commercials**
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1891 "2014-11-27T22:23:53Z")
**This year, I’m grateful for …
Scary things you have done**
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1892 "2014-11-28T00:07:29Z")
**This year, I’m grateful for …
LASER Watch: 2000!**
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! _Awesome!_
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1893 "2014-11-28T01:08:58Z")
**The MMP FAQ
Odd things your elderly relatives were concerned with that caused you embarassment or confusion**
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2014, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1894 "2014-11-28T09:16:49Z")
**U.S. Single Folks - What Did You Eat for Thanksgiving?
Pork belly**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1895 "2014-11-28T17:23:16Z")
**A Question for the Pilots Here.
Can You Install a Bathtub/Surround Liner Yourself?**
Yep. Takeoffs and landings, not so hot…but the bathtub is a thing of beauty.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1896 "2014-11-29T01:39:26Z")
\*\*Scary things you have done
… and nobody know why - a myth-ful thread
\*\*
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1897 "2014-11-29T02:08:07Z")
\*\*It’s war, I tells ya, war
The US inflicts Black Friday on Britain \*\*
“Mr. President, we’ve been monitoring the BBC, and the British Prime Minister just broadcast, from an undisclosed location…Sir, the British, they’re threatening to retaliate with–with English cooking, sir. And they’re refusing to rule out Scottish cuisine as well.”
“Dammit! Get me The Football!”
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1898 "2014-11-29T02:29:43Z")
**The molested grow up to be molesters. Really?
'Yeah, no’**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1899 "2014-11-29T02:47:22Z")
**Please explain the “fun” of hunting
Hide and Seek - What Did the “It” call to end the round?**
“I’ve got a gun, too…mwa-ha-ha!”
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1900 "2014-11-29T20:03:17Z")
**Cop makes 12 year old boy cry…
Don’t lie to the police, there’s video cameras everywhere!**
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