# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 96
### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2014, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1901 "2014-11-30T04:43:15Z")
**For those who subscribe to there being no afterlife, does it trouble you? Are you content with it?
'Yeah, no’**
In that order.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2014, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1902 "2014-11-30T08:10:52Z")
**Feel Good Popular Music
James Brown Documentary: Mr. Dynamite**
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2014, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1903 "2014-11-30T23:53:58Z")
> [@Nobody](#):
>
> **Feel Good Popular Music
> James Brown Documentary: Mr. Dynamite**
Can we start anther sequential thread? This thread has just been won 🙂
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1904 "2014-12-01T00:17:04Z")
**Blaming the other woman
Are Americans overly consumed with judging others?**
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1905 "2014-12-01T01:45:23Z")
> [@Ludovic](#):
>
> Can we start anther sequential thread? This thread has just been won 🙂
Wow, thanks. This is my first time winning. I’d like to thank my friends, my family… Shoot, the music’s playing, I gotta go. Peace out!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2014, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1906 "2014-12-01T13:04:20Z")
\*\* Poll: Can you get your hand to the bottom of a Pringles can? (poll)
How many health issues have you had in your life?\*\*
Well, aside from having my hand permanently stuck in this Pringles’ can, not too many.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1907 "2014-12-01T15:11:26Z")
\*\*Phrases that sound “dirty” but aren’t…
Cop makes 12 year old boy cry… \*\*
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1908 "2014-12-01T15:37:30Z")
\*\*Scary things you have done
The “I stayed up past midnight just to start the MMP” MMP \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1909 "2014-12-01T16:31:07Z")
\*\* I pit the rape culture at the University of Virginia
Is college worth it?
Just fucking obey the cops and the law.
Enough from the defenders of rapists already \*\*
College is not worth it if it has a rape culture, so just obey the law and don’t defend rapists.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1910 "2014-12-01T18:59:21Z")
\*\*Most original pick-up line you’ve heard
The US inflicts Black Friday on Britain
\*\*
Well, it may be _original_, but I don’t think it’ll be very _successful_. Unless you’re trying to pick up an economist.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2014, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1911 "2014-12-02T09:15:25Z")
**Hilarious - Surviving Whole Foods
How many of your coworkers have died?
It’s war, I tells ya, war**
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1912 "2014-12-02T14:39:38Z")
\*\*What was that smell.
Nuclear bomb in the ground
\*\*
“I love the smell of plutonium in the morning. Smells like …Victory!”
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1913 "2014-12-02T14:50:03Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
>
> \*\*What was that smell.
>
> Nuclear bomb in the ground
> \*\*
> “I love the smell of plutonium in the morning. Smells like …Victory!”
Scooped completely.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1914 "2014-12-02T17:07:46Z")
\*\* Is keeping a hotel ‘souvenir’ towel, robe or other OK?
“Hands up, Don’t shoot!”\*\*
“Put down the robe! Get on the ground!!!”
They don’t mess around at the Sheraton.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1915 "2014-12-02T20:03:03Z")
\*\*Scary things you have done
Exercises in futility, home repair edition.
New family member!
It’s war, I tells ya, war \*\*
The little invader has taken over, I tell you.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1916 "2014-12-03T13:15:55Z")
\*\* Fiat started for the first time in a Century
… and nobody know why - a myth-ful thread
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1917 "2014-12-03T13:58:43Z")
\*\* Giant Goat Erection
OkCupid: I signed up\*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1918 "2014-12-03T15:12:40Z")
\*\* When did zombies start eating brains?
Shakespeare sonnet help \*\*
Could this be the work of zombie Shakespeare?
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1919 "2014-12-03T15:42:31Z")
\*\*You wanna buy a duck?
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2014
Who has taken Charles Whitman’s brain? \*\*
A duck and a brain would make a great Secret Santa Gift.
\*\*Oh Fu! China bans puns?!
It’s war, I tells ya, war \*\*
Well, Fu U!
\*\*When did zombies start eating brains?
Burger King Brings Back Yumbo Sandwich \*\*
And will soon introduce the Zombo! Just don’t ask what’s in it.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1920 "2014-12-03T20:29:22Z")
**It blows my mind that humankind went from Sputnik to Apollo 11 in 12 years
12 years clean & sober today**
But that’s it! We made it to the moon, now everybody break out the tequila and coke! We need to get back to normal around here.
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