# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 97
### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1921 "2014-12-03T22:31:47Z")
\*\*What is the predicted life expectancy for someone in this situation
It’s war, I tells ya, war \*\*
Depends. How close to the front lines are you?
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### Author:  [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1922 "2014-12-04T00:32:47Z")
**Government By Mad Scientists?**
**Calling electronics/electrical experts - Need Quick responses please!**
Another Scientist vs Engineers fight.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1923 "2014-12-04T04:54:04Z")
**Will there ever be a Great President ever again?
Immunity is the problem**
Yes, all the great presidents were mune.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2014, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1924 "2014-12-04T13:11:43Z")
\*\* What’s the most obscure general circulation periodical publication?
Boxers Vs Briefs vs Boxer Briefs\*\*
Hey! It’s a must read for male underwear lovers.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1925 "2014-12-04T17:48:24Z")
\*\* Any idea of how to do sit ups without someone holding your feet?
Shocking News: Hanky Panky in the Royal Family!!!\*\*
“That’s _ **not** _ my foot, Edward!!!” :eek:
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1926 "2014-12-04T18:53:31Z")
\*\*U.S. Single Folks - What Did You Eat for Thanksgiving?
Favorite Holiday Cookie \*\*
By the bag and washed down with tears.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1927 "2014-12-05T00:25:19Z")
\*\*Mystery switches, gizmos,doors and wiring
Orion Flight Test - Dec, 4 2014 \*\*
“What do all these buttons do?”
“I dunno. I just say ‘Go.’ when the guy up there asks ‘APC-1?’”
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1928 "2014-12-05T01:24:32Z")
**The 1980s contained two different eras of music–anyone else agree?
When did zombies start eating brains?**
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1929 "2014-12-05T02:20:23Z")
\*\*Fun Things for Couples to Do
Kitchen Sink Cleaning – with my thumbs! \*\*
I think we just solved the mystery of why you can never get a second date.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2014, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1930 "2014-12-05T03:32:48Z")
**Over 1,000 People Killed by U.S. Police so far this Year
Should I apologize, and if so, how?**
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1931 "2014-12-06T01:49:07Z")
\*\*Fun Things for Couples to Do
Person you wanted to marry vs. the person you married \*\*
“Oh, I really wanted to marry your old roommate, Roger. God, he had _such_ good abs. I think he’s a neurosurgeon now.”
“Oh, hey, remember, Elaine, your old sorority sister? Wow, was she hot! And she always seemed like such a _nice_ person, too.”
“We should get a divorce.”
“Yeah, %&\*# you, you heartless $@!&#”
“Same to you, loser.”
So, maybe not so much fun after all.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1932 "2014-12-06T02:52:30Z")
\*\*Person you wanted to marry vs. the person you married
Identical twins you’ve known-truly identical, or radically different \*\*
Let’s just say that one was good, one was evil, both were mischievous, and they pulled a fast one on me at the altar.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1933 "2014-12-06T02:57:54Z")
**What myths do we tell ourselves to keep our sanity
Areas of agreement between conservatives and liberals**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1934 "2014-12-06T15:40:09Z")
**Muslim-hating man rams Missouri teen with SUV, severing his legs and killing him
Isn’t faith grand?**
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1935 "2014-12-06T17:05:10Z")
\*\* Collaborative Research Question
Fun Things for Couples to Do
\*\*
I love the cute way she marks the footnotes with Happy Faces instead of asterisks when we write our final report.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1936 "2014-12-06T21:41:27Z")
\*\*I’m getting a stupid phone
Well, that sure hurt
Okay, my new phone is freaking me the hell out. \*\*
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1937 "2014-12-07T04:17:06Z")
\*\*Gruß vom Krampus
Christmas Cards for Doper Kids \*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2014, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1938 "2014-12-07T06:25:36Z")
**The “ISIS Rifle”
Why do police use 9mm firearms?**
I know, right? Cops need to up their game, when the Bad Guys have something like _that!_
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2014, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1939 "2014-12-07T13:14:37Z")
**I pit those who think stereotype/generalize foreign languages in a negative way
The smug English**
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1940 "2014-12-07T16:36:00Z")
**Gruß vom Krampus
Christmas Cards for Doper Kids**
Happy Christmas, kiddos. I hope you’ve been good all year, or Krampus will kidnap you and torture you and possibly send you to the Lake of Fire!
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