# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 98

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1941 "2014-12-07T20:34:43Z")

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\*\*Would you go back in time if it meant living your entire life again from your first memory.  
Not for all the x in y! \*\*

That’s a “no”, then?

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### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1942 "2014-12-07T23:02:03Z")

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**mole burned off with a cigarette  
Things people do for charity that aren’t worth it**

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### Author: ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1943 "2014-12-07T23:13:34Z")

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**How were the pyramids in Egypt built?  
US Grand Jury system**

“Aw, man, I got a summons for jury duty!”  
“Well, maybe you’ll get an interesting trial. Like a murder or something.”  
“Naw, it’s for a _grand_ jury. I gotta go haul giant rocks in the desert.”  
“Ooh, bummer, man.”

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1944 "2014-12-08T03:18:38Z")

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**If you could take a gap year, what would you do?  
Will building spaceships in space allow for gigantic spacecraft?**

I suppose so, although I’m not sure if a year is enough to build a really big one.

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2014, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1945 "2014-12-08T07:48:49Z")

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\*\*What are your hobbies?  
Hypothetical alien assistance, leading to probable human extinction \*\*

Plus, I also collect stamps and go fishing occasionally.

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### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2014, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1946 "2014-12-08T08:53:22Z")

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**Why wasn’t the police officer who killed Eric Garner indicted?  
US Grand Jury system**

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### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2014, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1947 "2014-12-08T11:02:09Z")

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\*\*If you could take a gap year, what would you do?  
Things people do for charity that aren’t worth it \*\*

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1948 "2014-12-08T17:45:07Z")

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\*\* ISIS Defense Question  
Why can’t modern audio engineering & science deliver big sound in a little speaker package?\*\*

The military is working on this right now - tiny motion-detecting speakers that can be planted along ISIS supply routes. When the enemy gets within range, they’ll be bombarded with Celine Dion’s Greatest Hits. :eek::eek::eek:

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1949 "2014-12-08T18:19:51Z")

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\*\*How were the pyramids in Egypt built?

US Grand Jury system

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**THIS** is why everyone tries to get out of Jury Duty.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1950 "2014-12-08T20:12:38Z")

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\*\* How were the pyramids in Egypt built?

Self-driving cars  
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Man! Those ancient Egyptians were advanced!

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### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1951 "2014-12-09T03:58:57Z")

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**"It’s twins…and they’re the same sex!"  
Does Anyone Remember This Xmas special?**

Can’t say that I do.

**Oh Discovery Channel, how low you’ve fallen  
Why the standing ovations?**

Quality may have gone down, but ratings have gone up.

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### Author: ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1952 "2014-12-09T04:49:46Z")

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\*\*If World War II hadn’t happened…  
Hawaii travel questions. \*\*

You could probably skip the USS _Arizona_ Memorial.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1953 "2014-12-09T12:34:26Z")

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\*\*inflatable unicorn horn for cats

Odd fallout from gay marriage

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Some fallout is Odder than others

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1954 "2014-12-09T12:39:25Z")

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\*\*Does Anyone Remember This Xmas special?

Carpenter’s The Thing and its prequel  
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No…I’m pretty sure I’d remember that one.

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1955 "2014-12-09T13:44:44Z")

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Sequential from my cable TV lineup:

**Women in the Bible  
Run For Your Life**

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### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1956 "2014-12-09T15:02:35Z")

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NM

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### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1957 "2014-12-09T15:06:17Z")

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\*\*Odd fallout from gay marriage  
Death of a parent \*\*

So it turns out Dad meant it literally.

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### Author: ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1958 "2014-12-09T15:17:51Z")

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**Shooting a fawn. Any “good” reason?  
Fun Things for Couples to Do**

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1959 "2014-12-09T18:56:48Z")

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\*\* Odd fallout from gay marriage  
Say hello to Shiloh! (kitty pics) \*\*

I’d sue the IVF doctor.

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1960 "2014-12-10T03:02:53Z")

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**Adorable new kitteh cam - hot off the press!  
Pope says all animals go to Heaven**

LIVE ONLINE!

Kittens being ‘sent to heaven’!

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