# Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [March 7, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066 "2014-03-07T01:00:24Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 99
### Author: ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel) #### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1961 "2014-12-10T03:31:17Z")
**Women who shave their faces Do you use a Dremel (or any other rotory tool)?** Let the men have their sissy razors… ---
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1962 "2014-12-10T12:32:44Z")
\*\*What are your hobbies? Shooting a fawn. Any “good” reason? \*\* Naaah. I just like shooting fawns. It relaxes me. ---
### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic) #### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1963 "2014-12-10T13:05:27Z")
\*\*Mystery switches, gizmos,doors and wiring Okay, my new phone is freaking me the hell out. \*\* ---
### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam) #### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1964 "2014-12-10T16:07:21Z")
**Secrets You Know Because Of Your Job** **Rugby replacing American football** Hell’s Bells! :eek: ---
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1965 "2014-12-10T17:49:43Z")
\*\* F-35: ‘I’ll have my fuel chilled, please.’ The temperature’s going to be WHAT? \*\* ---
### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad) #### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1966 "2014-12-10T17:54:41Z")
NM ---
### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad) #### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1967 "2014-12-10T18:41:06Z")
\*\*Ever accidentally call someone by their “secret” nickname? Secrets You Know Because Of Your Job \*\* Yes, I know what everyone calls you when you’re not around. ---
### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic) #### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1968 "2014-12-10T23:42:31Z")
**Things people do for charity that aren’t worth it Shooting a fawn. Any “good” reason?** Hey, it’s for charity! ---
### Author: ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel) #### Post date: [December 11, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1969 "2014-12-11T02:10:35Z")
**I was at a protest today. Well, that sure hurt** Perhaps you’re protesting too much. ---
### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic) #### Post date: [December 11, 2014, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1970 "2014-12-11T10:40:21Z")
\*\*Anyone miss me? Anyone Remember me? French ISIL Members Want to Return Home \*\* ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [December 11, 2014, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1971 "2014-12-11T12:54:28Z")
\*\* Shared hazardous experience makes women sexually receptive? What’s the deal with Kwanzaa\*\* “Well, thank goodness that’s over with. Hey, what’re you doing?” ---
### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad) #### Post date: [December 11, 2014, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1972 "2014-12-11T13:01:21Z")
\*\*I was at a protest today. I cracked the sun! \*\* LUNACRACY NOW! ---
### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic) #### Post date: [December 11, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1973 "2014-12-11T15:16:23Z")
\*\*Wasting scammers’ time 10 hours of lololololooooo \*\* ---
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [December 11, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1974 "2014-12-11T15:45:32Z")
\*\* Why do ambulance rides cost so much [in the US] Why’d we taxi for so long, and where the hell were we? \*\* "Two states over. Why? The hospital’s better here." ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [December 11, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1975 "2014-12-11T17:32:56Z")
\*\* Pope says all animals go to Heaven Is there something in my nose?\*\* Yes, it’s a scorpion taking a shortcut. :eek: ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [December 11, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1976 "2014-12-11T21:08:51Z")
**Well, he left me. Gee, thanks Obama!** ---
### Author: ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic) #### Post date: [December 12, 2014, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1977 "2014-12-12T04:13:52Z")
**One night in Chicago. What to do? Why do we punish criminals?** Because this city is rotten to the core, and someone has to set things right. Now quit complaining, and go fire up the Batmobile. ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [December 12, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1978 "2014-12-12T16:54:47Z")
\*\*The Liquidation Channel’s Tanzanite Smackdown Anyone miss me? Anyone Remember me?\*\* We didn’t miss the smackdown or even remember it. But read the thread now. Damn, we’re delighted it’s back! ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [December 12, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1979 "2014-12-12T17:08:05Z")
\*\* Do animals get presbyopia? Why’d we taxi for so long, and where the hell were we?\*\* Suntans, leis around their necks…yeah, that was one confused bunch of penguins. ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A) #### Post date: [December 12, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066/1980 "2014-12-12T17:16:03Z")
\*\*Sex Offenders Would this be blackmail? Can we talk about Bill Cosby? \*\* Hey, Willie Boy… Caugh up the dough or we’ll tell the authorities about _all_ of your offences! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066.md?page=98) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-induce-global-warming/683066.md?page=100)