# Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/1 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")
**What Makes Your Week - a because-I-was-awake MMP I had a drink last night.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/2 "2011-05-02T21:40:56Z")
\*\* Poll: Guys, would you show it upon request? Can you walk down a flight of steps without looking at it? \*\* It’s tough, but I manage. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/3 "2011-05-02T21:55:31Z")
**So with Bin Laden dead… Women and Sex Drive Increase** All right! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/4 "2011-05-02T22:41:47Z")
\*\*“Thor” movie reviews are coming in hot! Searing a steak with a flame-thrower \*\* Now THAT’s hot! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/5 "2011-05-03T02:58:19Z")
OK, other people have done this setting a president, so here are two in reverse order. **What did the first peanut butter taste like? Hydrogen, why not?** ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/6 "2011-05-03T03:01:13Z")
**Anyone Know Any Good Ways To Kill Rodents? Obama announcing death of Osama bin Laden** ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/7 "2011-05-03T03:09:29Z")
**So I guess I’m breaking up with my boyfiend. Mothers, please teach your daughters…** They are just not going to learn otherwise. (Only as I posted this did I realize that it says boy **fiend** :eek:.) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/8 "2011-05-03T03:53:47Z")
**Posessing child porn; not into chidlren, but into the most taboo stuff they could find? Bin Laden’s body: now what?** Now _that’s_ a taboo possession. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/9 "2011-05-03T04:18:41Z")
**So with Bin Laden dead… Posessing child porn; not into chidlren, but into the most taboo stuff they could find?** Wow, they ambushed him while he was clutching some _child porn?_ That’s somewhere between epic and horrifying… \*\*Osama bin Laden is Dead Libya too?! \*\* Yup. The civil war there got…a little out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/10 "2011-05-03T10:14:31Z")
**Found mice family in car. Found two very small kittens!** Perfect. God donates for the kitty rescue. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/11 "2011-05-03T11:20:35Z")
Missed being sequential by one \*\*Alex Trebek…Alex Trebek Question about the Double Jeopardy rule \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/12 "2011-05-03T11:36:38Z")
\*\*In general, most rock and roll musicians are minimally educated. True or False? Holy Shit! I just got a gig and I’m terrified! \*\* There, there, it doesn’t mean you’re minimally educated. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/13 "2011-05-03T12:35:53Z")
\*\*Camelot on Starz Movies that disturbed/sickened you\*\* Richard Harris Get Out of my Mind! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/14 "2011-05-03T12:36:22Z")
\*\*So it seems I am now allergic to strawberries. What Does This Listing In An Obit Mean? \*\* Probably that they ate the strawberries. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/15 "2011-05-03T12:37:30Z")
\*\*For the Doper Parents - “Go the F@%k to sleep” What Makes Your Week - a because-I-was-awake MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/16 "2011-05-03T13:03:07Z")
\*\*What Does This Listing In An Obit Mean? "Sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate… \*\* …GOOD NEWS! I finally found a copy of your…wait, why do you smell so bad? Hmmm, I guess you won’t be needing this after all. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/17 "2011-05-03T17:33:18Z")
**Things That Drive You Nuts at Work In Which I Buy Three Lawn Mowers.** Whoa, dude! There can’t be anything so bad that a weed whacker won’t take care of it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/18 "2011-05-03T18:27:20Z")
\*\*Imagine your marriage had been arranged Do you play the lottery? \*\* Yup, life is like an arranged marriage, you never know what you’re gonna get. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/19 "2011-05-04T02:23:06Z")
**What is a “real estate novelist”? The new word you can’t say on television** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/20 "2011-05-04T05:59:59Z")
**Anyone Know Any Good Ways To Kill Rodents? Found two very small kittens!** Give 'em about two months and I’d say you were looking at a very good way indeed. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=2)