# Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/181 "2011-05-26T16:05:28Z")
\*\*Win7 + Civ III = ? Die2Nite, Anyone? \*\* \*\*So Which Direction Do You Wipe?? (Really TMI) What’s this white crud on my chair? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/182 "2011-05-26T17:24:58Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*… > \*\*So Which Direction Do You Wipe?? (Really TMI) > What’s this white crud on my chair? \*\* You beat me to it! :D. My thoughts: 1. Dude, whichEVER direction, clearly you’re doing it wrong, and 2. Er, what the HELL have you been eating??? ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/183 "2011-05-26T18:09:17Z")
It’s not really sequential threads, but everytime somebody posts to the false-rape-accusations thread over in GD, the way things align, all I see on the forum overview is ‘Man has consensual sex with a…’, followed by the last poster’s name. So right now it says: **Man has consensual sex with a… Vinyl Turnip** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/184 "2011-05-26T18:14:28Z")
\*\*When life gives you onions… Goodbye dried out pork! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/185 "2011-05-26T20:42:32Z")
**Some Ulster Related Questions Why do I have to pee?** Probably the pubs. ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/186 "2011-05-26T22:06:35Z")
\*\* What is it that they still don’t teach you at Business Schools? Dancers and the butt convulsion thing\*\* Apparently, they’re supposed to pick that up as undergrads. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/187 "2011-05-27T06:02:03Z")
**I Have Kidney Stones. Blood on the lab floor (or how I made a co-worker scream)** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/188 "2011-05-27T13:25:34Z")
\*\*I figured out a great way to make money I just broke up with my boyfriend \*\* Cutting out unneeded expenses is a great way to make money. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/189 "2011-05-27T13:56:28Z")
\*\*How do YOU pronounce “Van Gogh”? An accented MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/190 "2011-05-28T01:45:19Z")
**When life gives you onions… Recommend me some WW Smart Ones frozen meals** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/191 "2011-05-28T04:00:35Z")
**Why I don’t like cats Poll: Straight people - which is worse?** C’mon, cats are a helluva lot worse than straight people. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/192 "2011-05-28T15:30:10Z")
**Poll: Kid Trapped in Car on Hot Day Places kids don’t belong? Poll: Pets: yes or no?** Don’t be a party-pooper; being trapped in a hot car is great fun for kids _and_ pets. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/193 "2011-05-28T19:03:37Z")
**What is it that they still don’t teach you at Business Schools? Oddball sensory pleasures** They’re vital for keeping your sanity in a corporate setting, and yet the schools never teach them. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/194 "2011-05-28T21:04:01Z")
\*\*New Orleans–French Quarter Hotels Places kids don’t belong? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/195 "2011-05-29T00:49:21Z")
**I’m super rich. What kind of goofy shit can I get away with? Capitalizing the word “deaf” in some instances.** I take it they’re a bit strict where you come from. **Doesn’t it seem like… blacks made the western world** Nah, they outsourced it; probably a mistake in retrospect. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/196 "2011-05-29T02:16:50Z")
**I just acquired a new (mini) horse Be honest with me** Alright goddamnit - it’s a long-haired dachshund. Happy now? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/197 "2011-05-29T16:15:51Z")
**What is it that they still don’t teach you at Business Schools? I’m super rich. What kind of goofy shit can I get away with?** No need to teach it. When you score big, [goofy shit comes naturally](http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/money/oracle-ceo-in-san-francisco-tree-dispute-dpgonc-km-20110528_13426809). ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/198 "2011-05-29T17:02:19Z")
**Airport 1975 What Happens…** You can just [look it up](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airport_1975) on Wikipedia you know. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/199 "2011-05-29T18:25:03Z")
**Lifeboat Ethics - Your Thoughts? Wikileaks a real threat?** “They’ve released more memos! Bail faster!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/200 "2011-05-29T18:35:16Z")
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