# Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/201 "2011-05-30T00:12:00Z")
\*\*Can You Get AIDS In The Following Scenarios? Midget vs dwarf \*\* Only if it’s a Sex Dwarf. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/202 "2011-05-30T07:05:14Z")
**Women: Is this okay to wear to a wedding? My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding** Post a picture and let’s see. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/203 "2011-05-30T14:05:31Z")
**I Finally Figured Out “Benny Hill” (I Think) Does Buddhism require a belief in the supernatural?** No, but you need to know the sound of one head slapping. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/204 "2011-05-30T14:16:21Z")
**Vegan gluten free recipies needed Goodbye dried out pork!** Dude. You can have juicy pork now. No need to do anything drastic. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/205 "2011-05-30T15:45:14Z")
**Werewolves – How do you stop them? I’m A Climate Scientist!** “Back off, hideous fanged creature, or I’ll show you my global warming charts!” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/206 "2011-05-31T15:43:35Z")
**Werewolves – How do you stop them? Russell Brand?** Well, yes… I suppose that _is_ the [traditional](http://lileks.com/bleat/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/9.jpg) [approach](http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=brand). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/207 "2011-05-31T16:55:43Z")
**Werewolves – How do you stop them? Tony Stark’s house is up for sale!** Nah - even if the new owner gives them the boot, they’ll just start hanging out at the laundromat. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/208 "2011-05-31T20:52:14Z")
**People who don’t clean up their doggie poop Its been a while since we had a White Elephant Exchange - anyone keen?** Upcoming thread: ‘People who don’t clean up their elephant poop’ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/209 "2011-05-31T22:42:11Z")
\*\*My Favorite Thing I Did This Weekend Was . . . Cute newborn kittens… \*\* You sicko! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/210 "2011-06-01T14:38:56Z")
**I’m 28 and my teeth are deteriorating rapidly. What do I do? Invent modern gladiatorial classes!** Nothing like mortal combat to take your mind off an upcoming root canal. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/211 "2011-06-01T17:40:32Z")
\*\*Poll: If it were possible, you accept a new sense? Oddball sensory pleasures \*\* NEW Oddball sensory pleasures ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/212 "2011-06-01T17:57:20Z")
\*\* How to end a letter Why do my eyes water when I pee?\*\* I still prefer “Respectfully yours”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/213 "2011-06-02T16:02:51Z")
\*\*I may not be me. Help me puzzle out this family mystery \*\* \*\*The Weiner Dog Roll No, I don’t want to race you… sheesh \*\* \*\* Math says… My cat is fat, pt III \*\* Hard to argue with the numbers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=10)