# Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/21 "2011-05-04T06:16:50Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > Missed being sequential by one > > \*\*Alex Trebek…Alex Trebek > Question about the Double Jeopardy rule \*\* :p:p:p:p:p ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/22 "2011-05-04T12:38:07Z")
\*\*Bin Laden’s body: now what? My dog is broken. Help me fix him (and his non-eating ways) \*\* Well, if you use bin Laden spare parts to fix your dog, you’ll have to feed him halal chow.\* \*\* Let’s start silly urban legends I’ve got cramp in my throat \*\* It’s not a cramp, your hamburger contained a clutch of spider eggs and they’re starting to hatch!! :eek: \*I think I just blew my chance at the 72 virgins. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/23 "2011-05-04T16:20:02Z")
\*\*Found two very small kittens! So I guess I’m breaking up with my boyfiend. \*\* Who needs boyfiends when you got kitties? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/24 "2011-05-04T16:59:09Z")
**Air France Crash (2009): Investigators homing in on black boxes** **I had a drink last night.** I was under the impression that’s infrequent as far as pilots go. **txt spk I might have brain surgery** I don’t think there’s an abbreviation for that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/25 "2011-05-04T18:06:42Z")
**Poll: Married Dopers: if your partner suggested a three-way, would you be worried? Bin Laden’s body: now what?** Have a great time, partner, I’m outta here. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/26 "2011-05-04T23:49:35Z")
**my wife thinks im cheating on her, I’M NOT I am the master of balance** ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/27 "2011-05-05T00:04:34Z")
These were found using the “new posts” option, so they are not necessarily from the same forum. They are however genuinely sequential. \*\*Sarah Palin: Obama “pussyfooting” Is Mad Cow Disease still a problem? \*\* Yes. Yes it is. **Restaurant discounts with church flyers Tell me about Ruth’s Chris Steak House** **Man asked to give speech in honor of abusive-but-prestigious father. Should he? Neo-Nazi leader in southwest killed by 10-year-old son** It would have been better if these two were the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/28 "2011-05-05T00:16:23Z")
**Efficiency of hunting and gathering versus agriculture Ducks in the yard** Being able to shoot ducks and gather eggs in your yard would be easier for you than planting wheat, milling it, and making your cake. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/29 "2011-05-05T07:03:49Z")
**Parents: did you screw up your kids? If not, why not, and if so, how? men shaving their testicles** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/30 "2011-05-05T13:58:30Z")
\*\*What’s going to happen if I don’t pay my taxes? Do Jail populations Show a Big increase In Nov.-Dec? \*\* Yup, that’s how long it takes for the government to process the arrest paperwork. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/31 "2011-05-05T14:53:28Z")
From GQ this morning: **American hotels have bibles. What quirks do other nations’ hotels have? Ducks in the yard** ======== **Rooftop pools: what do they weigh? What kind of reinforcemnet? Bathtub caulking keeps cracking** ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/32 "2011-05-05T16:46:43Z")
\*\*Anyone Know Any Good Ways To Kill Rodents? Ask the Doper with herpes. (TMI probable) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/33 "2011-05-05T19:08:47Z")
**What does the atheist give for a first communion gift? How concerned are you about HPV?** Not at all. It’s a lovely idea, and also the gift that keeps on giving. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/34 "2011-05-06T03:16:02Z")
**The American Public is Fucking Gruesome Meet my neighbors, The Douche Bags** And tonight we’re having the Dumbshits and their Little Hellions over for barbecue. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/35 "2011-05-06T04:08:30Z")
**Do they really cook steaks that way? Stupid comments that need pitting** \*\*Stupid comments that need pitting Do Immanuel Kant’s racist opinions render the rest of his philosophy suspect? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/36 "2011-05-06T04:19:31Z")
Israeli Skyscraper Fire Escape System Poll: Who Will Be The First To Land Humans on Mars ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/37 "2011-05-06T19:19:47Z")
**Apollo 13 Question About Re-entry** **I Think My Relationship Is About To Go Down In Flames** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/38 "2011-05-06T20:07:54Z")
**Poll: Married Dopers: if your partner suggested a three-way, would you be worried? Christian Mingle Dot Com** Now _that’s_ perverted. ---
**Author:** ![FrancisCastle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b4bc9f/32.png) [@FrancisCastle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrancisCastle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/39 "2011-05-06T20:33:32Z")
\*\*Do you like being a “regular” at a business? Christian Mingle Dot Com \*\* Probably not a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/40 "2011-05-06T20:50:47Z")
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