# Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/61 "2011-05-09T17:38:20Z")
\*\* What’s for dinner tonight? Monkfish\*\* Yummy! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/62 "2011-05-09T19:48:03Z")
\*\* I Don’t Understand People That Take Their Dogs With Them EVERYWHERE They Go. Apparently the Heel Bone is a Bad Thing To Break \*\* You don’t want them to break their Heel bones, do you? Or their Sit bones or Stay bones… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/63 "2011-05-09T21:53:25Z")
\*\* I’m married. Now what do I do? Poll: Who Will Be The First To Land Humans on Mars\*\* Huh, in the old days Ralph Cramden only wanted to send Alice to the moon. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/64 "2011-05-10T03:34:02Z")
\*\*Problems are easy; solutions are hard. Osama bin Laden is Dead \*\* Problem solved! \*\* My SIL Husband is a conspracy nut! Who knew? Abortion-clinic picketers. \*\* Well, _of course_ they knew. They’re part of the conspiracy! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/65 "2011-05-10T12:41:41Z")
**Your favorite made up words Batgirl quicksand** No, no, that’s a made up _phrase_. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/66 "2011-05-10T12:58:12Z")
**Am I an idiot for being bothered by this? Lake George, NY** No, of course not, Lake George is _creepy_. And the Finger Lakes look like a _hand_. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/67 "2011-05-10T14:04:42Z")
\*\*What are your ten favorite songs to sing? Hymns About War \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/68 "2011-05-11T05:54:09Z")
**I’m 100% miserable and I don’t know what to do You fill out my census… (Canadian Version 2011)** You know, since your already as miserable as you can get.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/69 "2011-05-11T14:34:07Z")
\*\*Question for male/lesbian “Criminal Minds” fans Where do hamburgers come from? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/70 "2011-05-11T14:53:00Z")
**Cute newborn kittens…** \*\*Perfectly orchestrated kitten attack \*\* Do you still find them cute? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/71 "2011-05-11T16:26:19Z")
\*\*Things you find pretentious The word “crudités” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/72 "2011-05-11T17:07:13Z")
\*\* Abortion-clinic picketers. signs she’s a ho \*\* Well, she’s going into an abortion clinic… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/73 "2011-05-11T19:46:01Z")
**Punishment for Plagerism? Headed to San Francisco - help make my trip awesome!** And if you plagiarize again, it’s _the soft cushions_ for you! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/74 "2011-05-11T19:52:18Z")
\*\*RecipeRequest: Help with Lamb Innards I cannot be the only one who experiments in the kitchen. \*\* Nope, when it comes to experimenting with lamb innards, it’s pretty much just you, Hannibal. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/75 "2011-05-11T22:02:21Z")
From GQ: \*\*Any examples of mammals that use vomiting to escape predators? Is my mouse possessed?\*\* Does the vomit resemble green pea soup? Does its head whip completel around 180 degrees? Does your computer play “Tubular Bells” while this is happening? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/76 "2011-05-12T01:10:44Z")
\*\*Post the first thing (or things) that comes into your head. Right now. Cute newborn kittens… \*\* Awwwww… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/77 "2011-05-12T02:27:43Z")
**I Don’t Understand People That Take Their Dogs With Them EVERYWHERE They Go. Man, Did I Ever Step In It This Time** I hear ya. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/78 "2011-05-12T05:36:48Z")
**Ladies, virginity question I’m married. Now what do I do?** Well, see, when a man and a woman love each other… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/79 "2011-05-12T12:11:53Z")
**Is Fox news for real? Is MSNBC really news?** They’re fakes! FAKES!! That’s why I get all _my_ news from Alex Jones’ Prison Planet. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/80 "2011-05-12T13:28:13Z")
\*\*Man, Did I Ever Step In It This Time I overheard the wrong part of that conversation \*\* Ah yes. The premise of every single episode of Three’s Company. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=5)