# Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/81 "2011-05-12T13:45:37Z")
\*\* Office Politics 201 Poll: A poll on rape. \*\* I’ll have to take a wild guess and say it doesn’t help with the office politics. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/82 "2011-05-12T15:27:21Z")
\*\* Things you find just too precious Abortion-clinic picketers. \*\* Yes, we’re cute widdle abortion-clinic picketers, we are! Now, no biting. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/83 "2011-05-12T15:40:56Z")
\*\* Let’s discuss the subtext and unanswered questions of the Jack and the The smell is driving me wild.\*\* I smell the smell of an Englishman ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/84 "2011-05-12T15:55:58Z")
\*\*Batman was not sufficiently prepared. Newslink The Cicada invasion begins \*\* So what the hell is that caped bastard good for if he can’t protect Gotham City from a bunch of insects?!? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/85 "2011-05-12T16:17:03Z")
\*\*Object that defies traditional destruction, What would you try? In Which I Buy Three Lawn Mowers . . . \*\* When all else fails, try running it over with a lawn mower. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/86 "2011-05-12T17:09:23Z")
**Poll: What does “a two-lane road” imply to you? Weight gain since high school** Hey, I-70 is supposed to have _four_ lanes, tubbo. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/87 "2011-05-12T19:58:16Z")
**A Worldwide Day’s Worth of Food Cute newborn kittens…** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/88 "2011-05-12T20:17:13Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*Things you find pretentious > The word “crudités” > \*\* Need to make it so these threads are sequential permanently! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/89 "2011-05-12T20:35:19Z")
\*\* WHat’s Your Favorite Word You Rarely Get To Use? #$%&\*(%!! How come no one told me K-Y kills sperm?!? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/90 "2011-05-13T06:00:13Z")
**Mom gives Botox Injections to 8 Year Old Does anyone else hate being called ma’am?** And if so, do you want to get botox injections to make it stop just the 8 year old did? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/91 "2011-05-13T12:37:44Z")
**Putting out fire with gasoline? Explain the process by which BP gets a fresh permit to drill in the Gulf How do you dispose of bad gasoline?** **Snappy Answers to Stupid Job Interview Questions! Coo-pon or Queue-pon?** Sorry I can’t work for a company that asks stupid questions like that. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/92 "2011-05-13T14:13:56Z")
\*\* They are at it again! (Long, ridiculous) Abortion-clinic picketers. \*\* And, in other news, the Pope is still Catholic. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/93 "2011-05-13T14:28:18Z")
From the front page, amusing title/username post \*\*Orrin Hatch: Either Stupid or… Really Not All That Bright \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/94 "2011-05-13T19:30:39Z")
**Whatcha Doin’ Next Week When the Rapture Comes? Let’s plan our post-rapture party!** “Sorry, can’t leave my physical body just yet, gotta buy the beer.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/95 "2011-05-14T05:13:49Z")
\*\*Cute newborn kittens… Help Name my Baby \*\* “We are not naming our daughter Mewmewmew!!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/96 "2011-05-14T14:43:09Z")
**Grand Canyon Trip: What else to do near there? Need opinion about 7 figure sales jobs** “Wanna buy the Grand Canyon, mister?” - all it takes is one dumb but wealthy tourist… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/97 "2011-05-14T17:09:46Z")
\*\*Heartwrenching dog story Help me buy a new phone! \*\* We had that problem. But we found that if we rubbed her belly just right, we could get a dial tone. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/98 "2011-05-14T18:04:04Z")
**Wow… I had a robotic-assisted laparoscopic myomectomy on Monday, and I feel fantastic! (girly TMI) Sorry, Mr. Opposum ☹** You’re a boy so you can’t get that procedure. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/99 "2011-05-14T22:19:50Z")
**What’s for dinner tonight? Hot dogs** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/100 "2011-05-14T23:36:44Z")
\*\* Help! Help! My sister is turning into a bridezilla!!! I’m an idiot… and… a genius! What was this all about? \*\* Offhand, I’d say it was a science experiment that went very very wrong. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=6)