# Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/101 "2011-05-15T06:41:10Z")
\*\*Mothers, please teach your daughters… The Old Twin “Switcheroo” \*\* Because we need _even more_ Freaky Friday situations! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/102 "2011-05-15T10:00:33Z")
**Smallville Finale I love this story… so much** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/103 "2011-05-15T14:10:41Z")
**Will dogs trained to wait for food starve themselves? What kind of dog is this?** Extinct. **Let’s plan our post-rapture party! If I Choose Wrong, I’ll be Not Any Cats** Choose Hell, there’ll be plenty of cats. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/104 "2011-05-15T21:38:30Z")
\*\*how long [question about penis size] Let’s talk weed whackers \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/105 "2011-05-16T00:39:28Z")
**How do you get ants to fight each other to the death? Restrictions on social media posts** I can’t post that? :eek: Oh, that makes me _angry!_ I’ll kill you, you ant! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/106 "2011-05-16T11:37:49Z")
\*\*Poll: The Event. Who’s side are you on? (possible spoilers) Apparently the aliens WIN! Thanks NBC & ABC for nuthin! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/107 "2011-05-16T18:30:45Z")
_What was your last day of classes like in middle/high school? No strings attached sex \*\* And that was just the teachers_! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/108 "2011-05-16T18:45:21Z")
\*\*I’m an adult… and I’m buying a car for the first time. Advice. 5 things you shouldn’t buy at Ikea \*\* Those plug in wells fall off after 3000 miles… or less… ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/109 "2011-05-16T18:55:14Z")
Correction: \*\*I’m an adult… and I’m buying a car for the first time. Advice. 5 things you shouldn’t buy at Ikea \*\* Those plug in \*\*wheels \*\*fall off after 3000 miles… or less… ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/110 "2011-05-17T02:16:54Z")
Mariah Carey delivered her twins! Who are your nominees for Biggest Celebrity Publicity Whore? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/111 "2011-05-17T15:05:58Z")
\*\* Signs that your career moment has passed Last Jerry Lewis telethon this year \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/112 "2011-05-17T15:22:17Z")
\*\*Abortion-clinic picketers. Seriously, Annie-Xmas, shut up about adoption and serial killers. \*\* Two very active Pit threads, I might add. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/113 "2011-05-17T16:18:06Z")
From the front page \*\*Haiku Madness Older people: amuse me with… I found this interesting:… Need an index for your book? Y’know what? Why don’t you… \*\* That’s the maddest Haiku ever! ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/114 "2011-05-17T16:24:19Z")
\*\*So, apparently, the word “pair” is no longer useful. What’s Your Favorite Word You Rarely Get To Use?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/115 "2011-05-17T16:54:13Z")
\*\*Man has consensual sex with a woman then she falsely cries rape. Is it Is dressing like a slut “asking for it”? \*\* But upir Honor…She was asking for it. She was dressed like a _maid_. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/116 "2011-05-17T19:49:43Z")
\*\* Is there any evidence of a difference in temperment between the races colours and sexual attraction \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/117 "2011-05-18T05:05:39Z")
The very obvious: **Crunch crunch crunch…what am I stepping on… Oy, this crunchy mothering board is hurting my brain** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/118 "2011-05-18T17:11:39Z")
\*\*Whatever you do, don’t fart. TMI!! The end of the world is 5/21/2011!\*\* Try to hold it until then. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/119 "2011-05-18T17:38:10Z")
\*\*Why do Punks hate Nazis? Monkey electrocution experiment \*\* The generally hate Nazis, except for the notorious band Monkey Electrocution Experiment. They’re just Swasticarrific. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/120 "2011-05-18T18:37:58Z")
\*\*Anyone allergic to anything strange? Russian man eats friend’s liver with a side of potatoes. \*\* Yup. Just the other day I found out that I’m allergic to potatoes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=7)