# Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/121 "2011-05-19T02:31:06Z")
**What are your superstitions? Why is atheism a sausagefest?** I would tell you, but it is forbidden by the Great Kielbasa. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/122 "2011-05-19T03:28:20Z")
**Russian man eats friend’s liver with a side of potatoes. Oy, this crunchy mothering board is hurting my brai A new flavor in SPAM Whatcha Doin’ Next Week When the Rapture Comes? (May 21, 2011)** Yeah, those mothers can get a bit crunchy if you overcook them. A friend broke a tooth on one once. Liver and potatoes are much softer, and won’t hurt your brain. In other news, there’s [human-flavoured SPAM](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1161/whats-really-in-spam). After the Rapture I’m going to try some. And feast on the other left-behinds. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/123 "2011-05-19T05:49:38Z")
**Do you really really like mindless cell phone conversations? Only In New York…** They suck everywhere else. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/124 "2011-05-19T11:09:12Z")
**A subset of Christians think the Rapture is 21may2011 based on the prediction of… Another pronunciation poll** “How do you pronounce ‘Apocalypse’?” \*\* Why is atheism a sausagefest? What’s the scam here?\*\* Someone told them girls think atheists are hot. **Crunch crunch crunch…what am I stepping on… Best friend committed suicide** Closed casket, I gather. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/125 "2011-05-19T13:54:41Z")
**A new flavor in SPAM I’m an idiot… and… a genius!** I spilled apple sauce in my SPAM®! Say… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/126 "2011-05-19T14:46:16Z")
\*\*Would it bother you if your spouse declined an invitation because a certain ex was… I’m an idiot… and… a genius!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/127 "2011-05-19T16:53:16Z")
\*\*Flying for the first time in 5 yrs. Things I’m not supposed to bring? Why the hatred ? I just don’t understand. \*\* Do not bring your anger here. That’s not the kind of baggage they permit. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/128 "2011-05-19T17:08:39Z")
\*\*Are there any government activities so secret that even the president doesn’t know about them? Oprah Winfrey’s Political Beliefs. \*\* Is she CIA? NSA? On Every Day? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/129 "2011-05-19T17:13:55Z")
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/130 "2011-05-19T18:22:13Z")
\*\*Constant Rearrangement of Furniture Ask the Freemason \*\* Who sneaks into your house and secretly rearranges your furniture every day? WE DO! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/131 "2011-05-19T18:29:41Z")
**Whatever happened to mutton? What Really Happens to American Idols** Mutton becomes _American Idol_ contestants. Then it gets eaten. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/132 "2011-05-19T20:37:02Z")
\*\*FBi investigating Unabomber as Tylenol Poisoner I’m an idiot… and… a genius! \*\* I’m not sure which one the second thread’s referring to. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/133 "2011-05-20T02:41:07Z")
**Whatever you do, don’t fart! TMI Whatcha doing when the Rapture comes? (May 21, 2011)** Can’t wait for these to be reversed. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/134 "2011-05-20T02:45:10Z")
**South Korean Man Crucifies Himself Its been a while since we had a White Elephant Exchange - anyone keen?** I wonder what he got. **Area 51: An Uncencored History… book seems implausible Why not hire new writers?** **You’re about to be lynched. What do you do to play for time? Simple question on being quiet** It makes sense to be very quiet when a lynch mob is looking for you don’t it? **Poll: Principal allows students to bring water guns to class- do you have a problem? The Definitive “DOES SIZE MATTER” thread and everything related.** I had to run to the store last night for a super soaker and some bitch had the last one. There was no way my kid was getting second best, so we had knock down drag out right there. ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/135 "2011-05-20T06:01:21Z")
New posts: \*\*What would you do with a 13-yo car with 64,000 miles on it? Indy Time Trials! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/136 "2011-05-20T08:40:38Z")
**"All right, I’m going to say it…I actually LIKED…" Movies You Didn’t Expect to Suck So Bad** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/137 "2011-05-20T13:07:13Z")
\*\*“All right, I’m going to say it…I actually LIKED…” Candid Camera-type shows \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/138 "2011-05-20T14:38:47Z")
\*\* Let’s talk seriously about Post-Rapture looting. The Most Memorable Meal You’ve Ever Eaten Let’s plan our post-rapture party! Whatcha Doin’ Next Week When the Rapture Comes? (May 21, 2011) \*\* Loot, eat, and have a party! ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/139 "2011-05-20T21:05:44Z")
**"All right, I’m going to say it…I actually LIKED…"** **Worst song ever? “Friday” courtesy of Youtube** Did you just openly admit that on a public message board? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/140 "2011-05-20T22:25:01Z")
**Does anyone else miss cocktail napkins with jokes on them? My cousin is worried my cell phone will give me cancer…"in the rectem"** “Rectum? Darned near kilt 'em! Haw haw haw!!!” No, I don’t miss those at all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514.md?page=8)