# Sequential Threads - It's May now warm up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514 "2011-05-02T21:11:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/161 "2011-05-25T02:02:49Z")
**Something no one ever mentions when discussing jobs Obama calls for independent Palestine, 1967 borders** Yup, that’s never come up in any job conversation I’ve been in. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/162 "2011-05-25T02:57:46Z")
**Parents keep child’s gender secret - seek to raise genderless child Poll: which family event would you choose?** Bar mitzvah _and_ quinceanera. Win-win. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/163 "2011-05-25T03:30:32Z")
**Kirstie Alley McDonalds Peach Pies** Enough said. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/164 "2011-05-25T08:44:12Z")
\*\*Anyone heard from Eve lately? She is gone. \*\* Well no shit, that’s why I want to know if anyone’s heard from her! ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/165 "2011-05-25T15:39:22Z")
**Poll: So he’s going to propose… . . . and it’s only May.** SAY NO! IT’S TOO EARLY! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/166 "2011-05-25T16:13:11Z")
> [@Ace309](#): > > **Poll: So he’s going to propose… > . . . and it’s only May.** > > SAY NO! IT’S TOO EARLY! Bastard. I was going to post that. I love how the ellipses line up. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/167 "2011-05-25T16:25:11Z")
That was the best part, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/168 "2011-05-25T16:36:13Z")
Best User Names posted sequentially with sequential threads: **We’re having a baby! \*\* Man With a Cat \*\* If I Choose Wrong, I’ll be Not Any Cats** Two Many Cats ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/169 "2011-05-25T17:27:11Z")
\*\*How is your home computer network set up? Sticky Keys \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/170 "2011-05-25T20:14:46Z")
\*\* I just applied for a job for the first time since 2002! Really???\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/171 "2011-05-26T01:24:19Z")
**Brian Mitchell sentenced to life in prison! Crime rate DOWN DOWN DOWN!** Must be one baaad dude. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/172 "2011-05-26T02:11:51Z")
**For those of you still harboring the illusion that Fox News is “fair and balanced”… Don’t lie to me; you are not on TV “for your kids”** ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/173 "2011-05-26T07:09:35Z")
**Werewolves – How do you stop them? Bring 'em back alive!** YOU bring em back alive then! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/174 "2011-05-26T08:26:38Z")
From GQ: **How are German school children taught about the World Wars? WWII US Infantry Weapons** “All right, you little _Schweinehunde_, this is an M1 Garand thirty-aught-six semi-automatic rifle! Any questions?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/175 "2011-05-26T12:24:03Z")
\*\*How painful is a sprained ankle? And what has turned out to be more painful than you expected? Apocalypse \*\* Armageddon some asprin. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/176 "2011-05-26T12:46:41Z")
\*\*There’s A REAL “Hershey Highway”! Unfortunate names of real people\*\* …and of roads. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/177 "2011-05-26T13:28:57Z")
\*\*How Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs Grammar Nazis… \*\* Well, sure, after you give them the ability to talk, _somebody_ has to teach them proper syntax! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/178 "2011-05-26T13:43:07Z")
I prefer Syntax Fascists to Grammar Nazis. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/179 "2011-05-26T13:59:17Z")
\*\*Bin Laden’s body: now what? Cruddy child present or not? \*\* I’d say yeah. Pretty cruddy. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-its-may-now-warm-up/580514/180 "2011-05-26T14:17:49Z")
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