# Sequential Threads Jan 26 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263 "2016-01-26T14:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/1 "2016-01-26T14:18:28Z")
**How did the word “Bitch” come to be associated with… High sulfur steel** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/2 "2016-01-26T14:58:16Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > **How did the word “Bitch” come to be associated with… > High sulfur steel** Your very first post in a new Sequential Thread thread, and you waste it repeating the same pair I posted in #479 of the last one? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=775021&page=10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=775021&page=10) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/3 "2016-01-26T19:38:49Z")
\*\* “I hope you’re not one of those guys…” Thinking Gillian Anderson doesn’t look like Scully any more = sexism? \*\* Yeah. I hate those guys. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/4 "2016-01-26T20:20:28Z")
What’s the least repulsive crime I could commit that would guarantee me life imprisonment? Women’s underwear - what’s the little pocket for? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/5 "2016-01-26T20:44:01Z")
**Best Battleship Type Chuck Norris** Chuck Norris battleship once sunk the ocean! ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/6 "2016-01-26T22:05:16Z")
**When the boss is away… How often do you sleep in?** Sleep in? Why even go in to work? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/7 "2016-01-26T22:31:43Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Your very first post in a new Sequential Thread thread, and you waste it repeating the same pair I posted in #479 of the last one? > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=775021&page=10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=775021&page=10) Sounds so nice had to say it twice. I got tired of going through that thread. Post 479! No wonder I missed it! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/8 "2016-01-27T03:15:09Z")
**The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread Positive Gun News of the Day** Okay, okay! I’ll clean up. Geez. **2016 Bernie Sanders (D-VT) campaign for POTUS thread Pretend you are voting Republican (anonymously)** I don’t think that will work for Bernie. **A new breakfast delight Real Time with Bill Maher** A bit strong for my morning tastes. I’ll stay with cereal and juice. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/9 "2016-01-27T04:44:31Z")
\*\*I’m giving you 500 dollars. However, you must spend it immediately. What do you do with it? Most addictive street drugs? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/10 "2016-01-27T18:30:06Z")
I missed out on posting here yesterday, so I guess I should wait for **Sequential Threads Jan 27**. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/11 "2016-01-27T19:12:09Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > I missed out on posting here yesterday, so I guess I should wait for **Sequential Threads Jan 27**. ☹ I’m a fan of [JohnnyLA](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=780795)’s idea. Though I’d for for page limit rather than time. When this one hits three pages, someone can start a new one. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/12 "2016-01-27T21:39:40Z")
**Ladies, would you be offended if… (masturbation thread)** **Does this count as cheating on my wife?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/13 "2016-01-28T03:40:47Z")
**We knew it was coming - Google Classic Maps is gone What’s the farthest you’ve been from your clothes ?** I couldn’t tell you without the Classic Maps! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/14 "2016-01-28T04:35:15Z")
**Why didn’t you go to your 10 yr h.s. reunion? I am an alcoholic** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/15 "2016-01-28T07:10:27Z")
**Why doesn’t the sun twinkle? Gravity in the solar system** Uhm, would you be more specific please? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/16 "2016-01-28T12:27:37Z")
\*\* The Next Big Science Fiction Movie Should Be… Abe Vigoda, RIP \*\* Science brought him back…Now he’ll never die again! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/17 "2016-01-28T12:35:57Z")
Separated by two: \*\* What does the US ambassador to Fiji do all day? Weaving \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/18 "2016-01-28T14:38:36Z")
\*\*You Know You’re Getting Old When… Mazda stops making Wankels \*\* Nowadays, Mazda only has the urge to make Wankels once a week or less. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/19 "2016-01-28T15:30:42Z")
\*\*I am an alcoholic Any Uber/Lyft drivers here? \*\* 'Cause I’m really in no condition to drive. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/20 "2016-01-28T22:34:39Z")
\*\*Mazda stops making Wankels Suicide by masturbation \*\* Shouldn’t the first one be “Wankers”? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263.md?page=2)