# Sequential Threads Jan 26 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263 "2016-01-26T14:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/41 "2016-02-03T14:44:36Z")
\*\* The Next Big Science Fiction Movie Should Be… Rheingold \*\* [Movie Announcer Voice] On a world…where Beer Ruled All…[/MAV] (forgive me for fixing the spelling of “Rheingold”) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/42 "2016-02-03T16:38:53Z")
\*\* I am an alcoholic Let’s make up Biblical quotes \*\* _Drinking that mess to their delight When they gets drunk, start fighting all night Knocking down windows and tearin’ out doors Drinkin’ half a gallon and callin’ for more_ - Isaiah 7:11 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/43 "2016-02-03T18:05:14Z")
**care for elderly mother My experiment with Ritalin** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/44 "2016-02-04T00:58:20Z")
**Need $100,000 fast. Any suggestions? Organ donation PSA** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/45 "2016-02-04T03:35:26Z")
**Fear of Puking - have your heard of such a thing? Mrs. L.A. is sick** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/46 "2016-02-04T13:46:07Z")
\*\*Explain: Monty Python’s Church Police? Attention white people: ITS… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/47 "2016-02-04T17:24:54Z")
\*\* Well…here goes… [Pride in How One Dresses] Brits, if underpants are “pants”, what are pants\*\* I’ll 'ave you know these are me on-the-town undies, sport. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/48 "2016-02-04T17:39:36Z")
\*\* What happens if a cop lies in traffic court? What is the “21 foot rule?”\*\* If his nose grows more than 21 feet on the witness stand, it’s a sign the officer may be embellishing his testimony. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/49 "2016-02-04T19:09:26Z")
**Mrs. L.A. is sick Depression or something else?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/50 "2016-02-04T20:52:32Z")
\*\* Words that sound dirty but actually aren’t Let the schadenfreude begin\*\* (edited slightly. and, I hope, forgivably) ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/51 "2016-02-05T00:52:43Z")
**Political Jokes Jeb Bush campaign for POTUS thread** Yeah, his whole campaign is becoming is becoming one. Especially if he does poorly in New Hampshire. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/52 "2016-02-05T04:14:06Z")
\*\*Teleportation physics question visit to San Jose CA; day trip or 2 day trip \*\* Dang, if it takes longer than just getting in the car and driving there, what’s the point? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/53 "2016-02-05T04:14:50Z")
\*\*Euphemisms for lesbian sex? (don’t need answer fast)) Dog on Merry-go-Round \*\* Nah, that just sounds more like a dysphemism. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/54 "2016-02-05T16:00:01Z")
\*\* What to name my new dog Slow death or quick one? \*\* I dunno – how fast can your dog run? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/55 "2016-02-05T17:59:33Z")
\*\* I am an alcoholic If you could shove your head up your ass how far could you go \*\* Here… hold my beer. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/56 "2016-02-05T20:47:01Z")
\*\* You Know You’re Getting Old When… Appliance longevity \*\* Old Maytag Repairmen don’t Die – they get stickers placed on them, get taken out to the curb, and get recycled. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/57 "2016-02-05T21:55:58Z")
\*\* Euphemisms for lesbian sex? (don’t need answer fast)) Lemons to lemonade: my unheated living room is now a huge walk-in cooler\*\* Uh…never mind. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/58 "2016-02-06T01:39:42Z")
\*\*What are all you people texting about all the time ?! Divorce and splitting up a home \*\* ok u can hav the house but I am keepng both kids ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/59 "2016-02-06T10:06:02Z")
\*\*Words that sound dirty but actually aren’t Sacre bleu! Le circonflex va disparaitre! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/60 "2016-02-06T13:36:24Z")
**What are all you people texting about all the time ?!** **Is Norway’s government better than U.S.?** I’m calling bullshit. You’re all really just sharing kitty videos, aren’t you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263.md?page=4)