# Sequential Threads Jan 26 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263 "2016-01-26T14:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/61 "2016-02-06T14:31:36Z")
\*\*It’s 1933. You’re in a room, with Hitler . . . What are all you people texting about all the time ?! \*\* We’re not texting. We’re posting selfies of ourselves with Hitler. Because, I mean, how often do you get the chance? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/62 "2016-02-06T15:32:51Z")
\*\*It’s 1933. You’re in a room, with Hitler . . . How do you rate “shit” as a word. \*\* I rate it as quite appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/63 "2016-02-06T18:40:37Z")
\*\*Does giving birth in a car total it? How do you rate “shit” as a word. \*\* Seeing your car after someone gave birth in it: Totally appropriate to say SHIT! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/64 "2016-02-06T18:59:57Z")
\*\* It’s 1933. You’re in a room, with Hitler . . . Would you ever get a gun for home defense (only)? \*\* Honest, officer. Adolph was breaking into my house. **So… who’s willing to tell on themselves? (re: distracted driving) What are all you people texting about all the time ?!** Distracted driving ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/65 "2016-02-06T19:06:06Z")
\*\*Not going to lie, this long-dead spider is fully hard right now. \*\* \*\*Appliance longevity \*\* um wow, I’ve never seen…its so…and you’re… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/66 "2016-02-06T21:20:27Z")
\*\* "Sure I text while driving. _#@% you if you don’t like it!" Fuck You, Martin Shkreli, you worthless, scheming sack of shit._\* I’ll bet he pisses on public toilet seats, too. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/67 "2016-02-06T22:40:10Z")
\*\*Divorce and splitting up a home \*\* **Teleportation physics question** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2016, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/68 "2016-02-07T01:18:19Z")
**Commercials that insult their target audience Percolated coffee** Introducing the totally automated coffee percolator, because you’re too f\*\*king stupid to do it yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2016, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/69 "2016-02-07T12:18:41Z")
\*\*Should we try harder to prevent humans from being subject to medical research experiments? So why shouldn’t I eat the brown acid? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2016, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/70 "2016-02-07T15:36:53Z")
\*\*Why didn’t you go to your 10 yr h.s. reunion? I fell down- \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/71 "2016-02-07T20:19:41Z")
**Why didn’t you go to your 10 yr h.s. reunion? If you could shove your head up your ass how far could you go** Nowhere near as far as some of my classmates. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/72 "2016-02-08T13:46:48Z")
**Words that sound dirty but actually aren’t Appliance longevity** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/73 "2016-02-08T20:44:12Z")
**Do you give your vehicles names? Recycle Bin** I miss that Chevy Vega. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/74 "2016-02-08T23:24:41Z")
\*\*What are all you people texting about all the time ?! Time travel and crimes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/75 "2016-02-09T13:37:41Z")
\*\* Got incredibly drunk and said some perverted things to some friends Have you discovered [eduworldmap.com?\*\*](http://eduworldmap.com?**) Ulan Bator is lovely this time of year. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/76 "2016-02-09T15:00:16Z")
\*\* Do you recall the FIRST movie that ever made you cry? What was it? Supergirl \*\* It was just so freakin’ AWFUL! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/77 "2016-02-09T15:10:01Z")
\*\* Got incredibly drunk and said some perverted things to some friends So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend \*\* Perversion pays off! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/78 "2016-02-10T14:02:00Z")
\*\*My mom is gone So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend \*\* Always a bright side. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/79 "2016-02-10T15:09:32Z")
\*\* Nerded out on my wife So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend \*\* Is she a nerd, too? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/80 "2016-02-10T15:46:07Z")
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