# Sequential Threads Jan 26 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263 "2016-01-26T14:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/81 "2016-02-10T15:47:54Z")
I think this is cheating a bit, but: \*\* Does anyone like Captain Beefheart? Supergirl The Flash\*\* Of course Supergirl and The Flash like him – he’s got a name like a superhero! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/82 "2016-02-10T15:49:10Z")
\*\* Text. Why it is the best form of pointless telecommunication. I’ve never tweeted \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/83 "2016-02-10T19:55:56Z")
\*\* What was the first movie that made you horny? It starts 23 February 2016: Hot Dog King\*\* I’m getting hot thinking about the bun. :o ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/84 "2016-02-10T20:09:59Z")
On my DVR queue: \*\*For Whom The Bell Tolls Fast ‘n’ Loud\*\*, which is Vroom The Bell Tolls. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/85 "2016-02-10T22:01:38Z")
\*\* Pregancy Question for the Ladies I’ve never tweeted Words that sound dirty but actually aren’t \*\* Tweeted. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/86 "2016-02-10T22:29:16Z")
**Ask the woman with stage 4 colon cancer! My Doctor Wants Me to Have a Hysterectomy** Your doctor is a quack. Get a new one. Edit to add **Words that sound dirty but actually aren’t Flint, Michigan’s water.** Actually, it’s extremely dirty. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/87 "2016-02-11T16:54:10Z")
\*\*My Doctor Wants Me to Have a Hysterectomy My dog will die soon Let’s make up Biblical quotes Looks like we got us a convoy! \*\* Well whaddya know, it’s a country song! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/88 "2016-02-11T17:34:52Z")
\*\* ‘Disposable male’ theory- how much validity does it have? No male heir\*\* Have you looked in the recycling bin? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/89 "2016-02-11T17:37:39Z")
> [@stillownedbysetters](#): > > \*\*My Doctor Wants Me to Have a Hysterectomy > My dog will die soon > Let’s make up Biblical quotes > Looks like we got us a convoy! \*\* > Well whaddya know, it’s a country song! Yesterday we had: **My dog will die soon My mom is gone I’ve never tweeted** Lord have mercy! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2016, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/90 "2016-02-11T23:42:14Z")
\*\*Top Gear - Who should replace Clarkson? Smartest STAR TREK humans. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/91 "2016-02-12T15:40:49Z")
\*\*Is SF generally better the harder it is? Peter Clines’ Exes series \*\* So you’re saying, Peter is better the … ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/92 "2016-02-12T18:47:56Z")
\*\* Are you paying too much for your phone? Want to lower the cost? Text. Why it is the best form of pointless telecommunication. \*\* Cheap and Pointless. What more could you want? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/93 "2016-02-12T22:35:59Z")
\*\* A Though Experiment on Spiritual Evolution If you die before you die, you will not die when you die\*\* Well OK, as long as I can have a ham sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/94 "2016-02-13T07:54:24Z")
\*\*Confess your micro-crimes here I’ve never tweeted \*\* Is lack of hiptitude really a crime? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2016, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/95 "2016-02-14T00:57:28Z")
**Got my tax refund today!! So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend** **Reports that Justice Scalia has died I’m glad that I don’t have to be put through Valentine’s Day** Yeah, he hates chocolates and flowers, you never know what to get the guy. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/96 "2016-02-15T05:44:35Z")
\*\*How would this scam work? Reports that Justice Scalia has died \*\* “Dear Sir, I have the honour to inform you that recently deceased ASOCIATE JUSTICE OF THE U.S. SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES ANTONON SCALIA has entrusted me with certain funds…” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/97 "2016-02-15T14:16:28Z")
**Things you should NOT leave behind while committing a crime Nastygram on my car** “The suspect took the time to leave this note on a nearby car…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/98 "2016-02-15T22:10:54Z")
\*\* Giant black tree lobsters the rarest insect in the world Floridope, anyone? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/99 "2016-02-16T00:18:28Z")
**Reports that Justice Scalia has died So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend** It wasn’t very appropriate when his wife was my mistress. But now that he’s out of the way… ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/100 "2016-02-16T10:17:40Z")
**XT** ’s thread, [Just Give Them the Money (the argument for basic income)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=751371) has been extraordinarily fruitful the past day. At various times, the following combos have appeared: **Economist says awesome things about Sanders’s economic plan** **Just Give Them the Money (the argument for basic income)** Straightforward economic re-distribution - but what would you expect from a Socialist like Bernie, anyway? And then there was just the opposite: **IS Wall Street the main cause of U.S. income/wealth inequality?** **Just Give Them the Money (the argument for basic income)** Bail-out the banks whenever needed! And finally, a nugget that would warm the cockles of Jeb!'s plutocratic heart: **If money is speech, and speech is money…** **Just Give Them the Money (the argument for basic income)** _Citizens United_ lives! Really, **XT** ’s thread works with pretty much anything! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263.md?page=6)