# Sequential Threads Jan 26

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263 "2016-01-26T14:18:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/101 "2016-02-16T16:09:01Z")

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**Most mundane, pointless thing I’ve ever posted  
Boutros Boutros-Ghali has died**

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/102 "2016-02-17T00:00:04Z")

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**Does being asexual tend to correlate with certain personality traits or not?**  
**Does Lexus make good cars?**

Is that like responding, “Is a bear Catholic?” or “Does the pope shit in the woods”?

(BTW: Someone be sure to link to the next sequential threads thread. It feels like it will be soon.)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/103 "2016-02-17T01:44:01Z")

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**Another Titanic question**  
**Church of Latter Day Saints: WTF on Valentine’s Day?**

Oh, come on. It’s not that big of an issue.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/104 "2016-02-17T01:58:38Z")

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**Hit the ground in the falling dream  
Another Small Town Grocer Gone**

**Most mundane, pointless thing I’ve ever posted  
Nastygram on my car**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/105 "2016-02-17T03:56:26Z")

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**People You Want To Thank - But Can’t  
Boutros Boutros-Ghali has died**

I never got to thank him.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/106 "2016-02-17T18:10:07Z")

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\*\* Things you should NOT leave behind while comitting a crime

Nastygram on my car\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/107 "2016-02-18T01:08:58Z")

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\*\*Boutros Boutros-Ghali has died  
My mother has died.  
Tis just a flesh wound…the ankle, to be specific! \*\*

Even so, just step away from that killer rabbit.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/108 "2016-02-18T18:26:09Z")

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**My shipment of Girl Scout cookies has arrived !!!  
Lovely! They found I have a tumor in my kidney!**

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/109 "2016-02-20T00:43:26Z")

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**For Sanders fans who plan on sitting out if Bernie is not nominated**  
**No, a 42oz bag of M&Ms will in fact NOT last for several months.**

So there. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/110 "2016-02-20T15:48:12Z")

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\*\* Is anyone watching ‘Baskets’ on FX?  
Baskets on FX \*\*

I heard you the first time

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/111 "2016-02-20T16:08:41Z")

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**Sex with an animal  
Lemmings**

‘If everyone else had sex with an animal, would you do it to?’

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/112 "2016-02-20T23:17:56Z")

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**What kind of rock is this?  
Hammond J100 organ sound?**

Classic Rock?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/113 "2016-02-21T06:27:27Z")

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\*\*Voldemort  
Playboy! \*\*

The side of He Who Must Not Be Names that J.K. Rowling didn’t want you to see.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/114 "2016-02-22T01:58:51Z")

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**Cruz and Rubio**  
**Men - Have you ever used Viagra/Levitra/Cialis?**

I’ve always called them Limp Dicks but never knew how much it applied.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/115 "2016-02-22T13:13:30Z")

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\*\* Newborn baby born with hair?  
Does drinking cologne make poop smell good?\*\*

Babies are bald and smell funny. Get over it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/116 "2016-02-22T13:15:55Z")

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\*\* What kind of rock is this?  
Why am I not hungry?\*\*

Beats me. They make a gneiss casserole.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/117 "2016-02-23T00:43:11Z")

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\*\*What lies between the event horizon and the singularity of a black hole?  
The Missing Link and the First Homo \*\*

My bold new theory unites cosmology and paleontology!

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/118 "2016-02-23T05:02:04Z")

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**Doper guys ever had a girlfriend or SO show up with long coat & nothing on underneath?**

**Divorce questions**

And it follows as the night the day… 😃

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/119 "2016-02-23T13:57:58Z")

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\*\* If internal combustion engines were replaced by steam…

Under the Sea \*\*

…they probably wouldn’t work there, either.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/120 "2016-02-23T15:37:48Z")

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It came up again.

**Sex with an animal  
Lemmings**

Remember to wrap them in duct tape first so that they don’t explode when you f\*ck them.

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