# Sequential Threads Jan 26 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263 "2016-01-26T14:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/121 "2016-02-23T18:09:00Z")
\*\*My neck is extremely thick for no reason Have you had a serious brain injury? I’d love some insight… \*\* There, you see? Nothing to worry about with your thick neck. It’s only swelling from your serious brain injury. Reason found! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/122 "2016-02-23T20:29:08Z")
\*\* What are some of the positives and negatives of joining the military? Moon roofs and desert conditions \*\* Well, yeah, but only if you get posted to Iraq or Afghanistan. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/123 "2016-02-23T21:29:02Z")
**Amazon Free Shipping Increase Confess your micro-crimes here** OK, fine. I’m the one who raised the price. There, you happy? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/124 "2016-02-24T07:01:01Z")
\*\*What lies between the event horizon and the singularity of a black hole? Aquarium Turtles \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/125 "2016-02-24T12:31:40Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*What lies between the event horizon and the singularity of a black hole? > Aquarium Turtles \*\* …all the way down. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/126 "2016-02-24T17:57:30Z")
\*\* What is the best meal you’ve ever had? A filet mignon well done?!?! \*\* I know – Hard to Believe, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/127 "2016-02-25T00:29:56Z")
\*\*Stuffing Your Relatives Anyone do this years before hearing of rule 34? \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/128 "2016-02-25T12:25:21Z")
\*\* Most pointless thing possible to complain about The “Forest Kindergarten” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/129 "2016-02-25T15:12:03Z")
\*\* A filet mignon well done?!?! Your Favorite Beef Recipes \*\* Some people just have NO taste (see also #126 above) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/130 "2016-02-25T15:17:39Z")
\*\*Time for breakfast in the MMP Stuffing Your Relatives \*\* …WITH FOOD, that is. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/131 "2016-02-25T17:21:48Z")
\*\* Sam Stone has a second career! What would your cat do for a living? \*\* Can Sam Stone give my cat a job? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/132 "2016-02-25T21:16:40Z")
**Question about Vampires Weird Celebrity Deaths** David Bowie? Sucked dry by a vampire. Alan Rickman? Sucked dry by a vampire. Abe Vigoda? Thought to have been a vampire, but just managed to avoid them for a long time – until he was sucked dry by a vampire. Dan Haggerty? Called the wrong guy a ‘bald head’ and was mauled to death by bears. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/133 "2016-02-25T21:35:11Z")
\*\*What would you give up to keep access to the internet? Medical cannabis, epilepsy, nationality, and more \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/134 "2016-02-26T03:56:53Z")
**Question about Vampires** **Most pointless thing possible to complain about** Indeed. They ain’t real, folks. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/135 "2016-02-26T15:36:57Z")
\*\* Should humans with low IQ be…[slowly erased from the Earth] I drank water with dead ants in it: how bad is this for me? \*\* Maybe the problem will take care of itself. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/136 "2016-02-26T18:36:59Z")
\*\* What is your wifi network name? The “Forest Kindergarten” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/137 "2016-02-27T00:29:14Z")
\*\*A filet mignon well done?!?! Question about Vampires \*\* No, I don’t believe vampires like their filets well done. Quite the opposite, in fact. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/138 "2016-02-27T01:36:54Z")
In fact, I don’t think they like stake at all. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/139 "2016-02-27T11:47:44Z")
**Okay, I’ll make you the eggs the way you requested. Now choose your sides. A filet mignon well done?!?!** Actually, that doesn’t sound bad for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/140 "2016-02-27T14:43:38Z")
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