# Sequential Threads Jan 26 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263 "2016-01-26T14:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/141 "2016-02-27T17:48:28Z")
**A stagnant pool of rancid, stenchful waste Wikipedians are the reason Wikipedia is dying** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/142 "2016-02-27T18:20:56Z")
\*\* SDMB Death Panel RIP Scalia \*\* Who’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/143 "2016-02-28T23:39:32Z")
**Can a car drive forever? Flat earth theory. Serious question** Serious answer: no. Because a disc of fixed thickness and infinite area will eventually turn into a black hole. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/144 "2016-02-29T04:07:21Z")
\*\* When to throw something away vs giving it to goodwill? Do you notice what your coworkers wear?\*\* Yeah, and sometimes it’s waay too far gone to give to Goodwill. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/145 "2016-02-29T14:41:33Z")
\*\* When was the last time you took a bath instead of a shower and why did you do so? House guests like fish go bad after three days \*\* Sometimes a shower just isn’t enough to clean away the smell of three-day-old house guests. Or fish. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/146 "2016-02-29T16:01:16Z")
**Confess your micro-crimes here I’ve never tweeted** Report to Twitter Hive Mind for education post haste, citizen. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/147 "2016-02-29T19:15:22Z")
\*\* You’re a bilionaire and want to give your kids the best possible upbringing. Epic Parenting SUCCESSES! Yours or Others’ \*\* YES! Being a Billionaire is the secret to Epic Parenting Success! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/148 "2016-02-29T20:31:00Z")
\*\*Was I supposed to tip the tow truck driver? Who’s driven drunk? \*\* I wouldn’t tip them, as a matter of fact I’d call the police and/or their supervisor. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/149 "2016-03-01T00:44:54Z")
**Clarence Thomas asks a question! What would your cat do for a living?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/150 "2016-03-01T00:56:44Z")
**Words you never really knew the meaning of --till now. Ask the guy who recently returned from a cruise…** If you know what I’m talking about. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/151 "2016-03-01T03:41:15Z")
**I’m so bored I’m… Leaping into the MMP** ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/152 "2016-03-01T15:07:10Z")
Nice that this ends with Johnny LA, whose idea it was to start new sequentials periodically. New thread: > **[Sequential Threads March 1](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=785681)** > > Time for a new beginning. I’m so bored I’m… Leaping into the MMP I’m not THAT bored. 🙂 Bad that he stole my catch! Oh well, the circle goes round and round… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263/153 "2016-03-02T00:06:31Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Nice that this ends with Johnny LA, whose idea it was to start new sequentials periodically. > > New thread: > > [Sequential Threads March 1 - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=785681) > > Bad that he stole my catch! > > Oh well, the circle goes round and round… That one’s been locked. Looks like the new one is [here instead](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=785628). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-jan-26/744263.md?page=7)