# Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252 "2010-02-24T13:41:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/1 "2010-02-24T13:41:18Z")
[And two cats who can’t abide one another shall lie down together…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=553314) [Happy Spay Day!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=553392) ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/2 "2010-02-24T13:47:35Z")
(Awww, I was half-expecting the next Sequential threads thread to be an “Ask the” theme … 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/3 "2010-02-24T14:49:58Z")
\*\*Whatcha listening to lately? A Fart Thread. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/4 "2010-02-24T18:59:00Z")
\*\*How long has it been since… It looks all weird outside! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/5 "2010-02-24T19:26:35Z")
\*\* The scariest thing you can think of Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/6 "2010-02-24T19:31:21Z")
**Dogs are superior to cats. Hooray for Autocorrect** But the first statement isn’t fixed… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/7 "2010-02-24T19:47:27Z")
\*\* Dogs are superior to cats. And two cats who can’t abide one another shall lie down together… The scariest thing you can think of \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/8 "2010-02-24T20:07:54Z")
**Jimi Hendrix Was Murdered** **The case against Mother Teresa** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/9 "2010-02-24T20:20:17Z")
**Severe dilution in funding recommended for British homeopathy This literally drives me crazy:** **Great Idea of the Day! The scariest thing you can think of** ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/10 "2010-02-24T22:25:44Z")
**The scariest thing you can think of Landing at the old Kai Tak Airport (633squadron, take note)** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/11 "2010-02-25T01:47:19Z")
\*\*What’s a “Mexican tune-up”? My car got broken into and some stuff was stolen. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/12 "2010-02-25T02:12:32Z")
**Lame, face-saving euphemisms The Death of the Adverb** “I hear his wife divorced him because his adverb kept dying on her, if you know what I mean.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/13 "2010-02-25T02:16:52Z")
**I made two enemies at the pool. I had no idea boobs could do that.** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/14 "2010-02-25T07:13:18Z")
\*\*Parents: did you figure out the conception date of your child/children? Battles your parents won’t give up on. \*\* **Actions that have negative consequences, but you do them anyway. Welsh, Cornish, Irish, Scottish, and Manx Dopers: how important is Celtic language revival to you?** **Lying Whore Charged with Murder Hol-eeee Crap!! School Suspends Student…After Spying on Him** Another lady teacher boy student tryst. The teacher killed her husband in front of the school computer. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/15 "2010-02-25T08:23:53Z")
**I guess students don’t like me (long-ish) Okay, Nobody Likes a Burglar, but this is a Bit Much…** ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/16 "2010-02-25T13:36:08Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*What’s a “Mexican tune-up”? > My car got broken into and some stuff was stolen. > \*\* God help me, I laughed I’m going to hell … ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/17 "2010-02-25T17:44:55Z")
**I made two enemies at the pool. Gym + ipod…who knew?** Do they hate you because you made fun of their names? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/18 "2010-02-25T18:47:55Z")
**Utah law to criminalize miscarriages "I told you so!"** OK, OK, you don’t have to gloat about it. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/19 "2010-02-25T19:02:59Z")
**What’s the least important thing that you’re really, really good at? Lame, face-saving euphemisms** …though I’ll thank you to refer to me as a “Connoisseur of Semantic Designation.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/20 "2010-02-26T02:03:44Z")
> [@dhkendall](#): > > God help me, I laughed > > I’m going to hell … We can keep each other company. 😃 **The scariest thing you can think of Well, I’m a Grandpa!** It might not top my list, but it’s definitely up there. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252.md?page=2)